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An old timer was sitting on the porch of the saloon on a lazy afternoon, when a tough looking cowboy comes riding in. The cowboy dismounts, ties his horse to the hitchrail, and then walks around behind his horse, lifts it's tail and plants a big kiss right under there. He then starts into the...

Three Legendary Guitarists Perform An Incredible Rendition Of 'Sultans Of Swing'

Dueling Pianos - Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis & Fats Domino

Beerrequired grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. The wheelwas...

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In a gunfight, the most important rule is ..... HAVE A GUN! Here is some shooting advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules. If not, get one and learn how to use it.....then learn the rules: RULES: (Take special note of M.) A -- Guns...

A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and preposition. UP Read until the end ..... you'll laugh. This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as...

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hmmm....read to the end The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department from the Consulate, at Bergen, Norway Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point...

Smartest prank ever - from Brazil - YouTube

> Sensitivity Training Needed > > > I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning > to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I > converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning. > > The wife suggested I get myself one of those...

Rules For Men For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you...

2016 Democratic Convention Schedule 11:15 AM– Free Lunch, "medical" marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms passed out for Food Stamp enrollment 2:30 PM – Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants 4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN 4:05 PM –...

A young man with his pants hanging half off his rump, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neckwalked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.I...

There are only 11 times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "Where the @#$% is all this snow coming from ?"-- Hundreds of People, Buffalo, NY, 2014 10. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS...

Give this wide distribution. This scam is actually very clever. Just when you thought you'd heard it all. Be very careful out there! Beware of people bearing gifts. The following is a recounting of the incident from the victim: Wednesday a week ago, I had a phone call from someone saying that...

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