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My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is...

The last episode of Dragnet; they had it figured out. This is a good one! Very short , Very CLEVER , and only a minute and one half long! And right on the money!! Dragnet Lecture to Obama - YouTube

11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment. 1:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants. 3:15 PM Address on "Being the Real You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner. 4:30 PM...

A "Higginsville Guy" had a rough day so he walked into a bar on main street and ordered a drink. He just sat there for a few minutes. Then, in walked this 6’5” 300 pound HOG (biker from Chicago). The big tuff biker sat down beside him. Then the biker reached over, picked up his drink...

This is enthralling...any of us who lived through all these years and have heard this song can finally put together all the inferences. Pay close attention to the photos, they tell the story...! See video here:

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand: As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have...

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FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman...

Rules For Men For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you...

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light...

i do not lament the most recent death of buzzwords brought on by technology...such as "interface".....for awhile there everyone was interfacing....

He plays FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE 5 Times. He starts at 220 BPM then 260, then 300 then 325 and finishes at 350 BPM. If you just want to see the fastest, start at the 3:30 mark. Fastest Guitarist in The World

Lost Words from our childhood Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really! The other day a not so elderly, 65, lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and said what the heck is a Jalopy? OMG new phrase, he never heard of the word jalopy!! So...

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A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the...

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT...

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole...