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Paypal is easy and safe with a credit card. The mechanics are that you, the buyer, pay to paypal and then paypal pays the seller. The seller never sees your credit card info. Also, my visa card issuer, gaurantees the transaction thru ebay if I use the credit card. 100% money back if there would...

1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. 3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter. 4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and...

Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down...

ok...I was talking to a friend in Yahoo messebnger and wanted to do something cool, so I tried to drag and drop an emoticon. What ahppened is that when i dragged it to the window and thwen sent the message, it appeared to my friend as the path, and when she ckicked on it, it opened a browser...

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The all nude police officer calendar for 2004 comes in an all-male and an all-female version. All pics show full frontal nudity, for both female and male versions. Just click on the menu to select which one you want to view. They are available for sale on the site -- the calendars, not the...

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, blue, yellow....The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said...

Here is a link that lets you follow the trend and market forces in pricing for fuel. Just click on a market and it gives you an updated breakdown. http://www.fuelgaugereport.com/

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. __________________________________ Q...

Dreamer..I know this post has been on here a while. I never tried it until today, as I´m not much into video games. This one is different. Simple and fun!! And addictive. Thanks.

The statistics for truck drivers bieng assaulted are extremely low. That does not mean it won´t happen. The preventitive is not the weapons you see on this thread. If someone has a gun, and they are intent on harming you, you have little defense. The best preventitive is common sense. Be aware...

There have been times in recorded history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable: They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the @#$% was that!!!??" Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945...

I would like to see an easier way to post photos and visuals. I can´t tell you how many times I´ve wanted to post something informative or entertaining on the forum,that only made sense as a visual, but uploading visuals and photos is not very user friendly on EO from my experience. I recognize...

Everybody is always talking about how cold it gets in thier part of the country. PENNSYLVANIA TEMPERATURE CONVERSIONS @ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the Rivers @ +60 degrees North Carolinians try...

The first 3 trucks I had in my long trucking career, were cabovers. We ran team and did tradeshows and electronics. Last one (12 years ago) was a K-whopper big cab...plenty of room...ran great...but a real pain to sleep in on the move. They do bounce. Add to that, when you shut down in the...

I was writing a reply about safety on the road, and the things you do to protect yourself from the creeps while on the road. It reminded me of a personal experience. My wife and I always took winters off, our entire 18 year trucking career. We always go to someplace warm, spend a couple months...

Lizards have been approaching me my entire trucking career...wife in the truck or not in the truck. Walking from the fuel island, walking down the street and at rest stops......anywhere they hang out..gays too, at rest areas.Does that make me the opposite of weave? Devastatingly handsome? Or do...

The next time you hear a politician use the words "billion" casually, think about whether you want that politician spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases: A...

(We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling...

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. "OLD"IS WHEN..... A sexy...