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    Mexican Trucks and the Super Corridor

    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51779
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    2008

    http://www.michaelhodges.com/missing.html
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    Park The Car

    Go here...post your results. I went 4 out of 5. Missed the first try. http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf
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    Park The Car

    See if you can park the car. Inside.
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    Childrens Books You´ll Never See

    You Are Different and That's A Bummer For You. Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets Babar Meets the Taxidermist Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables Start a Real-Estate...
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    Childrens Books You´ll Never See

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    No Charge For Directory Assistance

    Phone companies are charging us $1.00 or more For 411 information calls when they don't have to. When you need to use the 411 information option, Simply dial 1-800-FREE-411 or 1-800-373-3411 Without incurring a charge. This is information people don't mind receiving - Pass it on. Works on...
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    The Life Cycle Is Backward

    You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to...
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    The Red Planet

    The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars...
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    And counting.

    http://home.valornet.com/sabruf2/countchr.html
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    Documenting and protecting your belongings

    Very good tip Leo. It sounds like it will take some organizing, but doesn´t appear too complicated. If anyone has ever had to go through an insurance claim, after the destruction of a home, they´ll realize the value of taking the time to do this. Thanks.
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    I had to do it.....

    Dreamer.....my kind of humor!!....I stole it and passed it on to various parts of the world.
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    This Guy Had Had Enough

    Check this out... http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/43385/Armored_Bulldozer.html?autoplay=true
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    Talking Dog

    A guy is driving around Newfoundland and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yes, I do," the Lab...
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    They walk among us..

    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people...
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    Love Story

    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar...
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    Time to Exit Expedite

    Rich..keep a positive attitude and look for the door that will open up for you in other areas. I know it´s easy to say, but it happens all the time. Lot´s of people have pacemakers. I have a fiend in Florida who has had one for years, also has lost 25 % of his heart function, years before in a...
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    Be a Bigtime Artist

    Paint a canvas just like Jackson Pollock. Color changes each time yuo click your mouse. When you finish it, don´t send me one, as mine will probably be much more "jackson" than yours. http://www.jacksonpollock.org/
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    Be a Bigtime Artist

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    My New Doctor

    I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic...
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