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I think we should have a forum for all the posters who want to whine, withdraw from the forum, or get way bent out of shape arguing by forum posts. A place where they could talk to each other, like the new cuddly bunny forum. It could be called THE LOADING DORK.

I´d like to see a "better way" forum. I´m talking about a better way to do something, whether related to trucking, life on the road, or just how to do some common thing we all experience better. I see innovation on and off the road all the time. So, why not share the new idea or ideas.

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so interesting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and...

About two weeks ago there was a sweep of an Afghan valley by US soldiers that is riddled with caves. An on site US commander said that one of the caves was the former hiding place of Osama bin Laden. Among the things found in the cave was the following memo. (Hi guys. We've all been putting in...

Funny one Leo. I clock in as a conservative.

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I ran into a TT driver last week who was getting ready to do a non stop 24 hour run to the border, or so he said. Before you say it´s illegal, which of course it is, I see alot of old timers out there who are quite adept at juggling the logs, skirting the coops and in general running just like...

When my wife runs with me, we read to each other. We get a novel and the one that´s not driving reads to the other. We have a rule that you can´t read for more than half an hour, and when you reach a half hour, you are only permitted to finish the page you are on, til the next reading session...

It´s not a mid life crisis, but here´s how things worked out for me. 30 years ago, I was living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,eating pizza, watching tv on an 12" screen, sweating the rent, and sleeping on a sofa bed, but at least I was going to bed with a 25 year old hot babe. Now...

1. HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go...

A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon. The husband went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This here's a very special 'casion . . . our weddin' night, an' we need a nice room with a good, strong bed." The clerk winked and asked, "Do...

I think it´s almost impossible to find out where words came from, as there are so many ancient urban linguistic legends out there. As for the notorious "f" word, I remember reading that it originated back in the middle ages and was the result of medieval population control. When a couple wanted...

I saw a story on CNN news last night about trucking companies offering $11 an hour for people to sit in the shotgun seat so trucks can use the HOV lanes. They didn´t name the cities. Anybody hear of that,or see that story? They did mention that some drivers were using inflatable dolls, but also...

John Stossel, ABC's "20/20" anchorman, has a recently released book about the various untruths we accept, many from the media and academic elite. The book is appropriately titled "Myths, Lies and Downright Stupidity." Being a longtime media insider, Stossel is well positioned to talk about the...

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends; in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French...

Everybody has had time to work with the new hours of service rules for quite awhile now, and I´d like to know how you´re dealing with it. Are any of you seeing any substantial decrease/increse to your bottom line over time because of the rules? Let´s hear from singles and teams.

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