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He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him... You wear pants, don't you? He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him... That's a good idea- you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do...

Sister strikes back. Sister Strikes Again!

I guess I must be the smartest guy out here!

How much is enough in a welfare state? http://ee.usatoday.com/SUBSCRIBERS/LandingPage/LandingPage.aspx?href=VVNBLzIwMTAvMDYvMDE.&pageno=MTE.&entity=QXIwMTEwMg..&view=ZW50aXR5

There are only 3 tests below. 1- Find the C below.. Please DO NOT use any cursor help. This is NOT a joke. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

WOULDN'T THEY BE TRULY AMAZED TODAY! Some were around (and still are) long enough to have 'eaten these words'. 1. "Computers, in the future, may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949. 2. "I think there is a world...

It was entertainment night at the Old Folks Home and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from many Old Folks Homes in the district to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the hall, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or...

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want a...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring...

10 illusions in 5 minutes Hans Klok & The Divas of Magic - 10 Illusions in 5 Minutes

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it...

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted...

Another Ray Stevens tongue in cheek tune. YouTube - Ray Stevens - Come to the USA

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama ____________________________________________ WEDDING VOWS I KEPT by Tiger Woods ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore...

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's...

This is not a joke. I don't know how viable it is, but it looks like a plan that needs to be checked out. YouTube - CWRoberts Presentation 2.wmv

Leo...the problem is, few want to cross the border into the poopholes you mentioned. They want to come here. If I was an illegal, I'd want to come here. "The land of opportunity" with the best government money can buy.

Somewhere in a piazza in Tuscany. I would love to have been there. YouTube - ANDRÉ RIEU - operas(trechos) in Cortona(Toscana-Italia)

Uncle Sam theater presents: YouTube - Tim Hawkins - The Government Can

Head east from Carthage on Mississippi 16 toward Philadelphia. After a few miles a sign says you're in Edinburg . It's a good thing the sign's there, because there's no other way to tell. On June 15, 1919, Van T. Barfoot was born in Edinburg -- probably didn't Make much...