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PEOPLE ASK WHY? Why I Might Carry a Gun I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed. I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place. I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun...

Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment , wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They...

WOW, SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY I WAS HEARING THESE. :) (You know, back when parents actually disciplined their kids with more than a threat of taking away their cell-phone for four hours.) 1. My Mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If...

Steve Wynn was named as one of the 'world's most influential people'... and single-handedly created a re-birth of the Las Vegas 'strip'.... and is one of the wealthiest guys in the world = the guy is no slouch - when it comes to economics - and makin' $$$ -- this is a BRIEF CNBC interview with...

'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal- 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - US.Air Force Manual - 'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never...

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major and asked, 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very Serious...

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of...

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here good looking, I jam anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, clothes off or clothes on, it doesn't matter to...

Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a...

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON...

Welcome to Maywood, Mexico by Roger Hedge**** Boasting a population that is 97% Hispanic, more than half foreign born, and 40% illegal, the Los Angeles County, Calif., incorporated city of Maywood has achieved the Reconquista goal. It is now as lawless and chaotic as any place in Mexico...

The way to park in the city. BUDAPEST . Multiparker 730

About six months ago, a writer was watching a news program on oil and one of the Forbes Bros. was the guest. The host said to Forbes, "I am going to ask you a direct question and I would like a direct answer; how much oil does the U.S. have in the ground?" Forbes did not miss a beat, he said...

Has anyone heard of this new word ?!? Dhimmitude ?!? Amish and other religious groups may be exempt from forced purchase of healthcare policies under ObamaCare. You know what other groups this could include??? Muslims and Christian Scientists may be exempt from having to have government...

So, I lost the pub trivia contest last night by 1 point. The last question was "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is Fiji.

It's in french, but self explanatory. How to open a wine bottle with a shoe. [VIDEO]

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of...

They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With their rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears. This...

This guy used to do Bush for 8 years, now he's doing Obama, and i think he nailed it. Give a listen. Video Clips: Steve Bridges as "President Barack Obama" - Promo Jan 2010

That's why it's the biggest casino on the planet. At .16 it's really cheap, and if they find a way to compete better and increase their bottom line, or are taken over by a bigger better managed company it could be a big winner. On the other hand they could be on a downward spiral and ready to go...