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1.Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? BECAUSE: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the...

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Here is an email sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins. Dear Mr. Page... I always love your articles. and I generally agree with them. I would suggest, as in an email I received, they change the...

Why did the British wear red coats in battle? During the royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British ‘red coat’. Many people have asked, ‘Why did the British wear red coats in battle?’ A long time ago...

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was...

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction! The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man...

Penguin Goes Shopping

Mensa Question........... You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. And, on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but, your horse is...

How Wolves Change Rivers

Hitler Learns About the Obamacare Exchanges - YouTube

Redneck Vacation Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to...

The Washington Post The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulafft, at Bergen , Norway Reports from fishermen, seal hunters, and explorers...

The Italian Mistress....... An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her...

Schümos Coffee Commercial - YouTube

My grandmother passed on genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy. She lectured me about her practical knowledge: “For better digestion, I drink beer, for loss of appetite I drink white wine, with low blood pressure, red wine, with high blood pressure, cognac and whenever I have a...

A guy was stopped by the police around 2:15 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The guy replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really...

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran...

Most of our generation were HOME SCHOOLED!!! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My father...

Hoarded Ducks See Water For The First Time