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My mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and , but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in greaseproof paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting...

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the s.o.b.'s name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only...

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee...

The "Ball Story." 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4 The sport of choice for supervisors...

The new slingshot from Germany. Graphic. http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=24113d89dfd8

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the camping site to...

A city slicker and a redneck go into a pastry shop. The city slicker whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. Then he says to the redneck: "You see how clever we are? You rednecks can never beat that!" The redneck says to the city slicker...

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had SEx. "Tarzan not know SEx," he replied. Jane explained to him what SEx was. Tarzan said, "Oh ....Tarzan like knot...

God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then Satan created McDonald's, Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And...

God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then Satan created McDonald's, Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And...

Huge Bear Surprises Crew on EcoBubble Photo Shoot in BC - YouTube

Huge bear interrupts Canadian photo shoot Huge Bear Surprises Crew on EcoBubble Photo Shoot in BC - YouTube

Absolutely amazing memory and "Welcoming Home" for his long-gone friend returning home from a tour-of-duty serving his country. Totally unforgettable to see, such unbounded joy expressed, so unrestrained! Possibly The Best Soldier-Dog Reunion Video Ever « Tammy Bruce

FOR 2013... We are getting old and our tickers aren't what they used to be...so here is our 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 Special Bucket List! HERE IS ALL WE WANT...PERIOD!!! 1. Obama: Gone! 2. Put "GOD" back in America !!! 3. Borders: Closed! 4. Congress: On the same...

Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Facebook and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number...

240 years old and still works.... The Writer Automaton

Two monkeys were paid unequally for the same task...see what happens next. 2 Monkeys Were Paid Unequally; See What Happens Next

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are...

PAL-V flying car introduction - YouTube

A very few commercials deserve to go viral. This is one. Nicely done video...should bring a tear to your eye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoABty_zE00