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    I will never complain about my job again.

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    Gunfight Rules

    In a gunfight, the most important rule is ..... HAVE A GUN! Here is some shooting advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules. If not, get one and learn how to use it.....then learn the rules: RULES: (Take special note of M.) A -- Guns...
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    An amazing two letter english word

    A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and preposition. UP Read until the end ..... you'll laugh. This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as...
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    THE HOLIDAY DINNER

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    A GLOBAL WARMING REPORT

    hmmm....read to the end The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department from the Consulate, at Bergen, Norway Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point...
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    A BRIDGE FOR SANTA

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    FRESH PORK SAUSAGE

    Smartest prank ever - from Brazil - YouTube
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    Sensitivity Training Needed

    > Sensitivity Training Needed > > > I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning > to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I > converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning. > > The wife suggested I get myself one of those...
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    RULES FOR MEN POINT SYSTEM GUIDE

    Rules For Men For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you...
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    At the welfare office

    A young man with his pants hanging half off his rump, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neckwalked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.I...
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    Times in history when the "f" word was acceptable

    There are only 11 times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "Where the @#$% is all this snow coming from ?"-- Hundreds of People, Buffalo, NY, 2014 10. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS...
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    A clever scam

    Give this wide distribution. This scam is actually very clever. Just when you thought you'd heard it all. Be very careful out there! Beware of people bearing gifts. The following is a recounting of the incident from the victim: Wednesday a week ago, I had a phone call from someone saying that...
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    The Bicycle

    Desmond Kelly Babiachahige Bicycleka (The Bicycle) - Safeshare.TV
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    Nuns in Dublin

    A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer boobs, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think...
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    Blind date in France

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    Why teachers drink.

    Why Teachers DRINK The following questions were set in last year's schools examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds). Q. Name the four seasons A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. How is dew formed A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them...
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    A beautiful golf story

    Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs...
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    Visit with grandma.

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    Listen to your elders

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    Can you decipher this?

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