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    Bad day

    A "Higginsville Guy" had a rough day so he walked into a bar on main street and ordered a drink. He just sat there for a few minutes. Then, in walked this 6’5” 300 pound HOG (biker from Chicago). The big tuff biker sat down beside him. Then the biker reached over, picked up his drink...
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    AMERICAN PIE

    This is enthralling...any of us who lived through all these years and have heard this song can finally put together all the inferences. Pay close attention to the photos, they tell the story...! See video here:
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    The Millenials

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    Medical advice from Dr. Wang

    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster...
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    Wine vs. Water

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand: As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have...
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    Blonde adding oil to her car

    http://i.imgur.com/gpALGIH.gif
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    7 degrees of blondeness

    FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman...
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    The point system guide for men

    Rules For Men For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you...
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    The Perfect day.....for her...and for him

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light...
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    Fastest guitarist in the world

    He plays FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE 5 Times. He starts at 220 BPM then 260, then 300 then 325 and finishes at 350 BPM. If you just want to see the fastest, start at the 3:30 mark. Fastest Guitarist in The World
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    Lost Words

    Lost Words from our childhood Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really! The other day a not so elderly, 65, lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and said what the heck is a Jalopy? OMG new phrase, he never heard of the word jalopy!! So...
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    Have a brewski...play the bottle

    Michael Jackson Billie Jean on Beer Bottles - YouTube
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    WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

    A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the...
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    Crow Road Kills

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT...
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    Great Quotes on Sex

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole...
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    In a small western town...

    An old timer was sitting on the porch of the saloon on a lazy afternoon, when a tough looking cowboy comes riding in. The cowboy dismounts, ties his horse to the hitchrail, and then walks around behind his horse, lifts it's tail and plants a big kiss right under there. He then starts into the...
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    Gotta dance!

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    Some mean pickin'

    Three Legendary Guitarists Perform An Incredible Rendition Of 'Sultans Of Swing'
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    boogie and woogie

    Dueling Pianos - Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis & Fats Domino
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    An timely history lesson

    Beerrequired grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. The wheelwas...
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