It's a Team's Life

Where is the BATHROOM?

What I envision is someday getting out of the truck and seeing a huge In-N-Out type burger sign above the truckstop pointing at the building screaming out here I am! Until I see that huge neon sign I am on my own and I am in a hurry.  There is something about winter, having to put on layers and layers of clothes, then stepping out into the frigid night air and trying to decide which way to walk at a fast pace.
I also have to keep in mind where the truck is parked.  When I am in a parking lot with a couple hundred trucks it is not fun and I have had to search once are twice for the truck! I cover this up though by acting as if I am out walking for exercise.