That's what we need, a Ranch for Retired Expediters, complete with run-around the ranch vehicles that make us feel like we're still exp-o-diting, so we can sit around at night on the porch in our rockers and tell each other what we did for runs that day...
"Yeah, thought I had a load but it cancelled, so I'm still waiting for the call. I been in this parking lot for three days..."
"Had a nice run today with tractor parts from the barn out to the field..."
"Friggin' dispatch, if they knew what we go through out here on this ranch, I'd be a lot happier..."
"You see they let a guy onto the ranch with a yellow cube? This place is going to hell..."
"Hey, I hear westmicher may be selling his '06 Splinter...whaddya think it's worth? I hear he takes care of his ****!"