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OLIVER NORTH WORRIED THAT BERGDAHL SWAP MAY HAVE FINANCED TERRORISTS. YES, THAT OLIVER NORTH.
by DOKTOR ZOOM
OK, this is just going to be a shortpost because it is already getting late and we have been typing all day but Holy Blessed Jumped-Up Jesus On A Skateboard ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?
Oliver North is Very Concerned that a ransom may have been paid for the release of Bowe Bergdahl, which would be terrible because you just NEVER give money — or missiles, or
so much cocaine — to terrorists.
Speaking to former Rep. J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ) on his Newsmax program, North
demanded to know if a ransom was paid to terrorists in order to execute the swap.
"Was there a ransom paid?" North said. "Did the government of the United States, either directly or indirectly, finance a terrorist organization?"
While it would be terrible to give money to terrorists, he presumably added, it
would be OK to give money to a
freedom fighter group that the USA created. Wait, no, it's only OK if they’re a CIA-created group
in Central America. And you'd certainly
never make a deal with radical Islamists to get a hostage back.
Um.
Hey, did you see that picture of North with all the medals? He's a patriot.
Go read the rest
at TPM. It's time to go throw out every book we own on irony.
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