Schlonged. Tooled. Penised. Fu****. The DNC Schlonged Hilary in 2008 in favor of their golden boy Obama. This time around they are schlonging Bernie in favor of Hillary, by putting on these debates at times when no one will watch. Hillary has much better name recognition than Bernie, and the DCN wants to keep it that way. Look at the next scheduled democratic debate... It'll be held at the same time as not one but two NFL playoff games.
Of course, Schlonged also means beat, as in about the head and shoulders. Obama Schlonged her pretty good. <insert black man anatomy joke here> thwap thwap thwap
As Lili Von Shtupp noted in Blazing Saddles, "It's twue, it's twue."
So there's your mental picture of the day: Thwap Thwap "Take that Hillary."
(I think calling her restroom break "disgusting" was much more vulgar than using the word schlonged)