Storytelling 101
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DougTravels
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assemble, when Natasha comes running with the map, She says watch out everyone! I used butt hair remover on it and deciphered it. It is not a map at all ITS A COOKBOOK!!!
So Highway, says who the "F" cares u gonna let IRT train the pups now! I don't even care anymore, I get no respect around here! Then he thinks here's a job for me so he......
So Highway, says who the "F" cares u gonna let IRT train the pups now! I don't even care anymore, I get no respect around here! Then he thinks here's a job for me so he......
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DougTravels
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Cheri's saran wrap but it is clear so it only irrates the cat.
Down in the river Mr and Mrs Shooter (he can't go anywhere alone now) are in position. He looks to the sky and says, "You know , I think we will get the cat but it's them I'm worried about". "them?", Mrs Shooter replies. "The Lurkers they're up there in outer space, beaming down through satelites hundreds of them at any given time! They could sign on to EO get a name for themselves and have us doing all kinds of ungodly things! FFS(for pete's sake) WOMAN, LOOK WHAT THE MEMBERS DID TO MOOSE, THEY MADE HIM HAVE GAY INTERSPECIES SEX, AND WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO DO IT THEY CUT HIS NADS OFF!!, and that honey was done by members, who knows what a lurker could do. Mrs Shooter says calm down honey we just got to...
Down in the river Mr and Mrs Shooter (he can't go anywhere alone now) are in position. He looks to the sky and says, "You know , I think we will get the cat but it's them I'm worried about". "them?", Mrs Shooter replies. "The Lurkers they're up there in outer space, beaming down through satelites hundreds of them at any given time! They could sign on to EO get a name for themselves and have us doing all kinds of ungodly things! FFS(for pete's sake) WOMAN, LOOK WHAT THE MEMBERS DID TO MOOSE, THEY MADE HIM HAVE GAY INTERSPECIES SEX, AND WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO DO IT THEY CUT HIS NADS OFF!!, and that honey was done by members, who knows what a lurker could do. Mrs Shooter says calm down honey we just got to...
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DougTravels
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waits for the cat to come into shooting range.
Back at the Bridge foot in Windsor, the cat is cornered by the mean pups, But with one gigantic HISS and a swat, they all start yelping and run away with their tails between their legs. Ice Road begins to retreat as well, when he passes the nearby Highway Star who says sarcasticly, "Good Job IRT, I guess the green beans and tators you fed them wasn't enough". IRT looking really angry says, "You wanna go for a 10k run just for fun wimp!
Pjj had just given the cat 1 good SBT blast which left the cat wavering but upon trying to put him away he had crapped his pants and would now have to log his next block of time as "On Duty not driving". He was just about to finish him off by untying his boots when the most unexpected thing happened.
Dreamer (Dale) walked on set and said "Wait 1 cotton picking minute here! We all know what this cat represents and they are big advertisers here, so unless you leave it alone, I will be forced to delete this whole thread! GOT IT!"
Thinking quite fast Routejumper says , "OH Dale this cat does not represent any advertiser it .........
Back at the Bridge foot in Windsor, the cat is cornered by the mean pups, But with one gigantic HISS and a swat, they all start yelping and run away with their tails between their legs. Ice Road begins to retreat as well, when he passes the nearby Highway Star who says sarcasticly, "Good Job IRT, I guess the green beans and tators you fed them wasn't enough". IRT looking really angry says, "You wanna go for a 10k run just for fun wimp!
Pjj had just given the cat 1 good SBT blast which left the cat wavering but upon trying to put him away he had crapped his pants and would now have to log his next block of time as "On Duty not driving". He was just about to finish him off by untying his boots when the most unexpected thing happened.
Dreamer (Dale) walked on set and said "Wait 1 cotton picking minute here! We all know what this cat represents and they are big advertisers here, so unless you leave it alone, I will be forced to delete this whole thread! GOT IT!"
Thinking quite fast Routejumper says , "OH Dale this cat does not represent any advertiser it .........
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routejumper
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....represents every stay at home woman waiting for her man to come home, says routejumper, who races toward the evil 2 headed cat with his usually long and fat tongue, grown from years of licking pusssycat better than most professional drivers with short layovers, until he gets right up on the evil monster and realizes ulmost too late that....
DougTravels
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the fur will get all stuck to his tongue, and that giving it a bath is not what's needed right now!
About that time an expedite truck came pulling up and you could hear arguing coming from inside it, it was Big John and Kathy with Phil and Diane along with the Rev Dave. It was loudly heard when Big john said "Your advice don't mean anything to me, you sold everything, and I have bills" Phil was busy replying "I only said what works for us Jeez" when suddenly Diane pointed out the window and yelled, "there's our truck right there!' They had found it using the Qualcom. They all jumped out and ran over to it. Rev. Dave took one look inside and said, "Would you look at all this trash and cigarette butts in here, what a mess!".
Then right as we were about to finish the climatic fight scene, streakn1 pulls up and says "Hey guys, I deliver Jet Engines!" A resounding "WE KNOW" was bellowed by all.
Now back to the fight scene........
About that time an expedite truck came pulling up and you could hear arguing coming from inside it, it was Big John and Kathy with Phil and Diane along with the Rev Dave. It was loudly heard when Big john said "Your advice don't mean anything to me, you sold everything, and I have bills" Phil was busy replying "I only said what works for us Jeez" when suddenly Diane pointed out the window and yelled, "there's our truck right there!' They had found it using the Qualcom. They all jumped out and ran over to it. Rev. Dave took one look inside and said, "Would you look at all this trash and cigarette butts in here, what a mess!".
Then right as we were about to finish the climatic fight scene, streakn1 pulls up and says "Hey guys, I deliver Jet Engines!" A resounding "WE KNOW" was bellowed by all.
Now back to the fight scene........
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always confused
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then layout decided to let fly and a load of number 8's went upwind. but not being a duck the shot just stung the cat. mrs shooter commented on this fou-paw by indicating shooter should have used buckshot for a cat. to which layout replied buckshot was pollitically incorrect considering moose and his new status. anyhow the cat - hisssssing and snarling was denied getting revenge as she didn't want to get her paws wet. so the cat turned her attention onto our small -and getting smaller - band of intrepid heros. IRT and the puppies are moving east at a rapid pace. dave and crew are searching for a steam cleaner. highway star assuming a leadership position tells pjjj to ...
DougTravels
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eat these beans that Ice Road left and clean up your butt man, we might need more noxious fumes! On second thought just eat the beans and I'm gonna need to use your shorts.
Now here's where the story gets a litlle weird..........
Now here's where the story gets a litlle weird..........
mypie
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Mypie finally reappears from a 34 hour restart. "Restart!", everybody shouts in unisen. "OMG, I'm over on hours! I can't continue to fight the 2 headed cat until I get my 34 hour restart!"
Mypie now found herself, and her puppies alone to fight the 2 headed cat from the top of the Ambassador Bridge. So, she set her puppies free, when Wellarmed showed up and said, "you're not all on your own missy, I still have 5 hours on my clock!." And, Mypie breathed a sigh of relief.
"Go, quick then and take those puppies to chase that cat down. If we are successful, we can make the cat jump from the bridge and into the water. You know how much cats like water." So, Wellarmed, guns a blazing took the puppies to chase down that cat. When . . .
Mypie now found herself, and her puppies alone to fight the 2 headed cat from the top of the Ambassador Bridge. So, she set her puppies free, when Wellarmed showed up and said, "you're not all on your own missy, I still have 5 hours on my clock!." And, Mypie breathed a sigh of relief.
"Go, quick then and take those puppies to chase that cat down. If we are successful, we can make the cat jump from the bridge and into the water. You know how much cats like water." So, Wellarmed, guns a blazing took the puppies to chase down that cat. When . . .
inkasnana
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the two headed black cat decided it was time for a cat nap. The puppies, their bellies full of green beans and taters decided it was time for a game of chase your tail and Wellarmed remembered that he left all of his ammunition in Phil's truck. As he made his way back to where the truck was last parked, he noticed everyone sitting around a campfire roasting marshmallows and singing campfire songs while waiting out their 34 hour restart. Suddenly a flash of light scared the hero's silly and Moot appeared again, saying...
mypie
Seasoned Expediter
"Nothing like a fresh shave and shower, and I'm grateful to finally get a fresh pair of underwear with no skid marks in them. I'll just go into the buffet and have a good meal before I have to chase that darn cat again."
Just then Cruzer arose from the sleeper bunk with a beard 20' long and said, ". . .
Just then Cruzer arose from the sleeper bunk with a beard 20' long and said, ". . .
DougTravels
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Hey Moot, how have you been? then cruzer trips over his beard dragging behind him and asks, What the heck is this? Moot says, read the last post cruzer 20 foot beard see it's all right here! Excuse me ?, Cruzer asks, but is my beard really supposed to be 20 feet long? It's cool if thats what you want, but maybe Mypie meant 20 inches?. Moot bellows down from above 20 feet DAMMIT thats what my script/thread says, so were going with it, heck cruzer you've been gone since page 7, don't come back now causing ............
mypie
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The Director shouts, "OH NO, don't bring in any attorneys. We don't need any plagerism lawsuits. Bring back the Pilot pump girls instead . . ." So, the cast and crew wrestle Cruzer to the ground and shave off the 20' beard to 20". Then Cruzer says, "Now, that feels . . ."
mypie
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"a lot better." Then Cruzer has a moment of brilliance! {Which is note worthy because they are so few and far between.} Why don't we take all of this hair and roll it up into a ball, like a ball of yarn, and use it to distract the evil two headed cat. Cats like to play with yarn, right?
The Director shouts, "Stop the cameras! Where are the writers?! This is good stuff! Let's do it."
Sorry about the double post - I simply couldn't resist.
The Director shouts, "Stop the cameras! Where are the writers?! This is good stuff! Let's do it."
Sorry about the double post - I simply couldn't resist.