Storytelling 101

[DougTravels]

Moose and Turtle were planning to crossbreed a deadly Moourtle, with the size and power of a Moose with the protective shell and determination of a turtle. With the freight delivered to the fuel attendants and xdocks in chicago, the whole team climbed into Ateams "borrowed" truck together and sped off to Minnesota, upon arriving they witnessed Moose and Turtle beginning the mating ritual. The somehow erotic view was....

 

[termite289]

ƃuıɥɔʇɐʍ sı ʇɐɔ pǝpɐǝɥ oʍʇ ʇǝɹɔǝs ǝɥʇ

 

[Slo-Ride]

disgust,,,,thinking back the cat rembers Mypie saying she has puppies,,,,with those puppies .........

 

[termite289]

discovered today. i thought you might be interested

 

[Slo-Ride]

in lite of this breaking news,,all trucks are ordered to glue the camo lingree on thier trucks to avoid dection,,,,Doug,,wheres the glue


now back to:


thinking back the cat rembers Mypie saying she has puppies....
Today 07:36 PM

 

[DougTravels]

CUT!!! all could hear Cheri screaming CUT CUT CUT dammit! Ed walks onto the set and says "what are you doing Cheri, I'm the director and this is brilliant!, you stop my masterpiece?" Cheri looking quite frazzeled says " Look Ed, this piece of crap is going to ruin my career! You've got like 10 different storylines going in 20 different directions how do you plan on fixing this? I mean you've got interspecies mating, crossdressing, 2 headed cats, drug sniffing truck drivers, mermaids at Walmart, this is so darned stupid, how can this be fixed?" Ed looks at her, smiles profoundly and says......

 

[always confused]

i can't help it if we are doing a true to life style show. the facts are there, i just try to capture the moment on film.... sp lets pickup where ...

 

[DougTravels]

the last 2 major clues came from- 1st what is the purpose of the puppies? But more importantly why is the 2 headed cat blocking the Ambassador bridge? Lets just say we think the cat has shown his paw there, Our heroes need to get to Canada but first they had to put a stop to this inbreeding of the Moose and Turtle. Using what was left of the glue and a pair of scissors, They drugged the Moose and did a very crude testiectiomy.

So they all loaded up into A-teams truck and was about to head for Detroit, and the Ambassador bridge, when Moot came floating down again:

He said, "Hey guys sorry bout that last bit of wisdom I was still tripping on the acid rain and magic mushrooms. I now have my thoughts together and you need to.......

 

[always confused]

first get the puppies to keep them out of harms way. remember dogs chase cats up trees and might come in handy at the bridge. try to track down layoutshooter and have him float down the river prepared for anything while you try a frontal attack from the canadian side.

 

[DougTravels]

Highway Star, looking quite disgusted raises a paw and says, "Do you think I could handle the cat chasing duties here? I mean heck, I am a senior member with nearly 2,200 posts and it was suggested that I lead this brigade! I just feel so underused and neglected. Puppies for Pete's sake they're just babies. Give me a chance and I'll.......

 

[highway star]

...teach these puppies to be lean, mean fighting machines. I'll need the help because I'm still recovering from that beating you all gave me for having you believe in Moot. How could I have been so gullible? Chinchilla pelts, for cripes sake!!

Anyway, once we hit the foot of the bridge, we have to figure out who's eligible to go across. How many have criminal records? Are the trucks turned down? Actually, do we care about this bridge? Maybe if we just concede Canada to the feline freak of nature we could be at peace.

That's when xo6Col showed up and said, "There you go again. You guys all 'don't wanna'. Waaahhhh... What you need to do is..."

 

[inkasnana]

Meanwhile, Inkasnana finally caught up with Doug and handed him her baggie full of premium Michigan glue. She confiscated the imitation, poor quality glue from Ohio and told Doug...

 

[bluejaybee]

don't sniff this stuff. I did and it will take your head off. We need a clear mind here so we can...

 

[inkasnana]

be successful in stopping the black cat's attempt to block the Ambassador bridge. Does everyone have their passports ready and is layoutshooter in position? Someone needs to make sure he isn't distracted by all the scantilly clad fuel attendants he has in his boat with him. Every one needs to focus! It's time to regroup and get serious here folks! Where's yesteryear? We need her to...

 

[always confused]

deal with homeland security. she also needs to tell layout we suspect the cat has liberal tendancies as we discovered a pile of pig bones close to the bridge which means the cat likes pork. i'm sure layout will ....

 

[DougTravels]

Be there for us!

But meanwhile back at Layouts house trouble is a brewing. He is trying to get all of his gear ready, but Mrs. Layout (or is it Mrs. Shooter) is not in a good mood because she did not believe for 1 minute, the story told to her, how he ended up with all of these provocative females. As a matter of fact her exact words were "You %#@&%^ *&#$@&! A Two headed Cat! What do you think I am $#@%&*% stupid! Get your %&^4 and.........

 

[cheri1122]

see the light of reason when Dreamer appears to veto the scantily clad ladies. Highway Star gallantly offers to take the ladies out of harm's way, Dreamer offers to tell Homeland Security how to act, and Cheri offers to trade the Saran Wrap mumuu for some camo lingerie. The rest of the gang is busy with

 

[bluejaybee]

helping iceroadtrucker whip those puppies into tip top lean mean fighting machines, so they can do battle against the two headed cat. Just when the pups are ready to do battle and the two headed cat is coming, it happens....

 

[inkasnana]

that Doug has given in to temptation and has started sniffing the glue. With sticky fingers and two tubes of glue stuck to the front of his shirt, he...

 

[bluejaybee]

he comments on Cherri's camo tutu or whatever it is, and she....