Baggage? The Clintons have no steeenkin' baggage. They use the services of SWERVPRO®. " It's like it never even happened."
SWERVPRO started out as a small janitorial service founded by Jimmy Ray Fayette and his wife Delores Jo Fayette in the late Sixties. Tiring of the love scene in San Fransisco they moved back to Arkansas and began cleaning a variety store in Bentonville after hours. A short time later they scored a contract with the State of Arkansas to clean the outhouses on the state capital grounds. This job allowed the Fayettes to meet and mingle with powerful Arkansas politicians. One such politician was a young, newly elected Arkansas Attorney General named Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton had just been caught by his wife, Hillary Rodham Clinton, having an extramarital affair with a state DMV clerk. Hillary threaten Bill with divorce. He sought out the Fayettes to clean up this mess and make it like it never even happened. The Fayettes did just that. Bill Clinton became one of the Fayettes best customers. Soon after, Hillary began using the services of SWERVPRO also.
As Bill climbed the political ladder with Hillary hanging on to his coattails, the Clintons enlisted the services of SWERVPRO with great regularity. When the Clintons became Presidents, SWERVPRO had grown to become the largest disaster cleanup specialists in the country. Had it not been for SWERVPRO, the Clintons might never have become Presidents. To this day, the Clintons are still one of SWERVPRO's best customers. It seems like they always have a disaster or two that needs cleaning up and made to appear like it never even happened.
The Clintons have no baggage. At least none that is apparent to the American voters. All thanks to SWERVPRO. The only Clinton disaster SWERVPRO failed at was spot removal. They couldn't remove a stubborn stain from a blue dress. They even used Bon ami!