Paper Shower Mats, A real pain in my rear!

Turtle

Administrator
Staff member
Retired Expediter
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Proudly exclaims that he still
has a 34-inch waist,
just like he did in high school.
 

inkasnana

Expert Expediter
I would bet he doesn't need a life preserver to float and I would think he would find it rather difficult to stand up to pee.. not being able to see the toilet.
 

DougTravels

Not a Member
"I had 2 very dark purple/black bruises..."

Sometimes ya just gotta know, ya gotta have that visual confirmation of the extent of an injury. I would think taking pictures of yourself would be a lot easier all around than hobbling around the parking lot, camera in hand, asking strangers, "Uhm, excuse me, but would you please take a picture of my aѕѕ?"


This week on 4 People in a Straight Truck -- Trucker Got Back.

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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other drivers can't deny
That when a trucker waddles in with a roly-poly waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the clam diggers he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture...


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You hit it right Turtle, It hurt like hel l! I needed to see what was hurting so bad. I couldn't stand with my back to the Truck Stop sink/mirror and drop my drawers. Well I guess, I could have but I really don't want to see a thread on here "DougTravels is a truck stop weirdo!"

By the way are you stalking me? When did you take my pic?, and that is an out an out lie, my waist is up to 38" BTG. (below the gut)-DougTravels
 

wellarmed

Not a Member
I can't tell you how he passes a dot but I can tell you he can't pass a buffet:rolleyes:

I made this post with out thinking there may be good reason for forming such a large belly.It could be he is at the age now that he does not use his tools as often as he use to so he's built a roof to keep them from rusting or maybe he and his wife are trying to have children and he's trying to shade things to keep them cooler for maximum production.
 
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