"I had 2 very dark purple/black bruises..."
Sometimes ya just gotta know, ya gotta have that visual confirmation of the extent of an injury. I would think taking pictures of yourself would be a lot easier all around than hobbling around the parking lot, camera in hand, asking strangers, "Uhm, excuse me, but would you please take a picture of my aѕѕ?"
This week on 4 People in a Straight Truck -- Trucker Got Back.
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other drivers can't deny
That when a trucker waddles in with a roly-poly waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the clam diggers he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture...