Paper Shower Mats, A real pain in my rear!

miker · Mar 22, 2009

guido4475 said:
And while were talking about bathroom experiences here, please let me say that I find those toilet lid liners to be a pain as well.How many times have I carefully placed the liner on the toilet seat,turn around, and get ready to sit down, only to have the toilet self-flush before i sit down, therefore, sucking the liner down also.After the 4th try, I gave up.There is now a roll of duct tape in my duffel bag for this purpose. And what is with some of these toilets that flush while I am sitting on them? what a way to start a morning, having the cold -water mist on my behind.Technology at it's finest.

I will 2nd that !!!

moose · Mar 22, 2009

Butt you see Doug ,
without those paper mats , we will never know that :

More people are killed annually by dunkees then by plane crash ,

Americans eat 18 acres of pizza every hour ,

there are more plastic flamingo in the us then real ones.

there are 51 grooves on the edge of a quarter and one less on the nickel ,

man are 6 times more likely to be strike by lightning then women's ,

EXT...

Moose,

greg334 · Mar 22, 2009

there are 51 grooves on the edge of a quarter and one less on the nickel

Nickles have grooves?

moose · Mar 22, 2009

O.K ,a Dime ,
My bad ...
Gee's

Moose.

DougTravels · Mar 22, 2009

Thanks for the extra T in But too Moose,

Butt you see Doug HAHA I get it, geez castrate you one little time and then you just never forgive.

pelicn · Mar 22, 2009

Now the J can truly be the "BUTT" of the joke

Doug, count your blessings, that could have been a serious injury.

Twizted1 · Mar 23, 2009

Only one word for you CLOGS,They work great keep your feet safe and very cheap.You can pick them up at walmart for 18.00
Walmart.com: TredSafe - Work Clogs: Shoes & Accessories
I tried the sandle route and had problems with the soap making my feet slip out of them and also most sandles are spongey and absorbe stuff.

Turtle · Mar 23, 2009

DougTravels · Mar 23, 2009

Turtle said:

HAHAHAHA- I did take some pics but I aint posting them!

gotta go · Mar 23, 2009

DougTravels said:
HAHAHAHA- I did take some pics but I aint posting them!

Thank you, some things shouldn't see the light of day.

MentalGiant · Mar 23, 2009

DougTravels said:
HAHAHAHA- I did take some pics but I aint posting them!

Your a solo driver right? My thoughts are, why are taking pictures of yourself?

Turtle · Mar 23, 2009

MentalGiant said:
Your a solo driver right? My thoughts are, why are taking pictures of yourself?

"I had 2 very dark purple/black bruises..."

Sometimes ya just gotta know, ya gotta have that visual confirmation of the extent of an injury. I would think taking pictures of yourself would be a lot easier all around than hobbling around the parking lot, camera in hand, asking strangers, "Uhm, excuse me, but would you please take a picture of my aѕѕ?"

This week on 4 People in a Straight Truck -- Trucker Got Back.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other drivers can't deny
That when a trucker waddles in with a roly-poly waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the clam diggers he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture...

MentalGiant · Mar 23, 2009

Turtle said:
"I had 2 very dark purple/black bruises..."

Sometimes ya just gotta know, ya gotta have that visual confirmation of the extent of an injury. I would think taking pictures of yourself would be a lot easier all around than hobbling around the parking lot, camera in hand, asking strangers, "Uhm, excuse me, but would you please take a picture of my aѕѕ?"

Don't take this out of context, but if he is a single guy, would be a good pick up line for some women out there. How affective it would be, well, lets us know Doug.

MentalGiant · Mar 23, 2009

Btw, how does this person pass a DOT physical?

cheri1122 · Mar 23, 2009

DOT physicals can be entirely faked, according to the news bit linked by Gotta go recently, but how does he reach the pedals to drive, with the seat far enough back to accommodate that belly?

Put wood blocks on the pedals?
PS I second the thanks to Doug for NOT posting pics!

Jack_Berry · Mar 23, 2009

doug i have had probs with my shower shoes slipping in the shower.

how does that happen? have not fallen yet.

MentalGiant · Mar 23, 2009

Jack_Berry said:
doug i have had probs with my shower shoes slipping in the shower. how does that happen? have not fallen yet.

Maybe he has packs two bottles of alcohol with him in the shower, one for external use and one for internal use.

But, to be serious, some of these places don't clean their shower floors like they should and when soap scum and god only knows what else get spilled on this floors, do get slippery no matter what you are wearing on your feet.

aristotle · Mar 23, 2009

MentalGiant said:
Btw, how does this person pass a DOT physical?

This poor guy is standing at death's door with all that excess baggage. Must be in excruciating misery.

wellarmed · Mar 23, 2009

Flipflops are the way to go,my wife and I both use them.I'm having a hard time deciding if I can respect a man who has laid his naked self on such a nasty floor but since it was an accident I'll let it slide. I lost my ballance when I was drying a foot and just touched my shoulder on the wall and my wife said that was grose so I reshowered to regain her respect.