Ya know, had some newbe, or, veteran been foolish enough to take some of this advice and visit the DOT at their scales, chances are they would have been placed out of service for a number of hours stuck in the middle of nowhere, steada being somewhat comfy around civilization, not to mention other ramifications of that kind of action. Advice/suggestions like that are stupid. Check that. They are really, really stewpud direct from the fingers of an idiot. That kind of process is akin to thinking with your middle leg. And boys, y'all know what that gets ya.