Nothing would happen because old, white guys are a dime a dozen. To be recognized you have to find a niche. Quit your job, get a divorce and a sex reassignment. Better yet, forget the divorce. Get a sex change and stay married. No, get a divorce, get a sex change and then marry your former wife. A bit of background info for the media would help. Here's your story: Your wife declared she was a lesbian so you sought a divorce. After the divorce and some serious soul searching, you realized you still loved her, even though she was a lesbian. To woo her back you had a sex reassignment and became a woman. She was so overcome by your actions that she agreed to marry you, again.