Gone with the Wind

aristotle

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Kentucky has just begun issuing genderless marriage licenses to all applicants. The words "bride" and "groom" are gone. Now the license asks for names of "first party" and "second party." We were told passage of homosexual marriage would have zero effect on traditional marriage. Why has the traditional document been scrapped? In the interest of 2% of the population, 100% of all new marriage documents must be radically altered? Why not have two options available for marriage licenses: traditional with bride and groom listed. Then, have an optional genderless license application for those so inclined. It's one thing if the stark-raving mad progressives confine their stupidity to themselves. Quite another, if they want to drag everyone into their madness.
 

Moot

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Why not have two options available for marriage licenses: traditional with bride and groom listed. Then, have an optional genderless license application for those so inclined. It's one thing if the stark-raving mad progressives confine their stupidity to themselves. Quite another, if they want to drag everyone into their madness.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease. In this case ... gets the KY Jelly.
 

Turtle

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I'm set to renew my driver's license in a couple of months. I should demand a genderless license. Or maybe have my gender listed as Fluid.
 

Pilgrim

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Since there seems to be such a PC trend for acceptance and tolerance of the demands of noisy minorities, what might happen if old, white, Christian, heterosexual, employed, married men start raising h*ll demanding THEIR constitutional rights and social traditions be recognized and accepted?:rage:
 

Moot

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Since there seems to be such a PC trend for acceptance and tolerance of the demands of noisy minorities, what might happen if old, white, Christian, heterosexual, employed, married men start raising h*ll demanding THEIR constitutional rights and social traditions be recognized and accepted?:rage:
Nothing would happen because old, white guys are a dime a dozen. To be recognized you have to find a niche. Quit your job, get a divorce and a sex reassignment. Better yet, forget the divorce. Get a sex change and stay married. No, get a divorce, get a sex change and then marry your former wife. A bit of background info for the media would help. Here's your story: Your wife declared she was a lesbian so you sought a divorce. After the divorce and some serious soul searching, you realized you still loved her, even though she was a lesbian. To woo her back you had a sex reassignment and became a woman. She was so overcome by your actions that she agreed to marry you, again.
 

JohnWC

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Nothing would happen because old, white guys are a dime a dozen. To be recognized you have to find a niche. Quit your job, get a divorce and a sex reassignment. Better yet, forget the divorce. Get a sex change and stay married. No, get a divorce, get a sex change and then marry your former wife. A bit of background info for the media would help. Here's your story: Your wife declared she was a lesbian so you sought a divorce. After the divorce and se serious soul searching, you realized you still loved her, even though she was a lesbian. To woo her back you had a sex reassignment and became a woman. She was so overcome by your actions that she agreed to marry you, again.
Lol how about no male or female ,no race on any document no sexual preferred and that way company's could just hire the best person for the job. And let's just get rid of anything stated in the 10 comandments and see how far this country makes it
 

Pilgrim

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Nothing would happen because old, white guys are a dime a dozen. To be recognized you have to find a niche. Quit your job, get a divorce and a sex reassignment. Better yet, forget the divorce. Get a sex change and stay married. No, get a divorce, get a sex change and then marry your former wife. A bit of background info for the media would help. Here's your story: Your wife declared she was a lesbian so you sought a divorce. After the divorce and some serious soul searching, you realized you still loved her, even though she was a lesbian. To woo her back you had a sex reassignment and became a woman. She was so overcome by your actions that she agreed to marry you, again.
Just give the old guys a little time. What you've described is becoming the new normal.:rolleyes:
 

vandriver2

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Nothing would happen because old, white guys are a dime a dozen. To be recognized you have to find a niche. Quit your job, get a divorce and a sex reassignment. Better yet, forget the divorce. Get a sex change and stay married. No, get a divorce, get a sex change and then marry your former wife. A bit of background info for the media would help. Here's your story: Your wife declared she was a lesbian so you sought a divorce. After the divorce and some serious soul searching, you realized you still loved her, even though she was a lesbian. To woo her back you had a sex reassignment and became a woman. She was so overcome by your actions that she agreed to marry you, again.
OMG....:ttiwwp::D:D:D:D:rolleyes:;)
 
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greasytshirt

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Since there seems to be such a PC trend for acceptance and tolerance of the demands of noisy minorities, what might happen if old, white, Christian, heterosexual, employed, married men start raising h*ll demanding THEIR constitutional rights and social traditions be recognized and accepted?:rage:
They already are.
 

vandriver2

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............. old, white guys are a dime a dozen.
Did you know there's about DOUBLE the amount of Old, White Gals who're a Dime a Dozen living than there are Old White Guys who're a Dime a Dozen?
(and yes, there's an apostrophe in the middle of who re, meaning who are.)
You know how at Taco Bell after they take your order they ask for your Name to Call out?
I did a First. I said 'George'. She looked up at me. "But you're a Woman!" She said. Why thank you I said, Today, Call me George for my Dinner when it's ready and get a kick outa the faces around if any.
There weren't. I had fun with it anyhoo. Dad used to say Anyhoo!
G Night
 

vandriver2

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I really messed that up above!! I wrote all that stuff underneath a portion of Moots Words.
Hahaha...oh Gosh, I get a kick outa my blunders! How'd I do that!
 
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Moot

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I really messed that up above!! I wrote all that stuff underneath a portion of Moots Words.
Hahaha...oh Gosh, I get a kick outa my blunders! How'd I do that!

I fixed it for you.

vandriver2: "Did you know there's about DOUBLE the amount of Old, White Gals who're a Dime a Dozen living than there are Old White Guys who're a Dime a Dozen?
(and yes, there's an apostrophe in the middle of who re, meaning who are.)
You know how at Taco Bell after they take your order they ask for your Name to Call out?
I did a First. I said 'George'. She looked up at me. "But you're a Woman!" She said. Why thank you I said, Today, Call me George for my Dinner when it's ready and get a kick outa the faces around if any.
There weren't. I had fun with it anyhoo. Dad used to say Anyhoo!
G Night"
 
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vandriver2

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I fixed it for you.

vandriver2: "Did you know there's about DOUBLE the amount of Old, White Gals who're a Dime a Dozen living than there are Old White Guys who're a Dime a Dozen?
(and yes, there's an apostrophe in the middle of who re, meaning who are.)
You know how at Taco Bell after they take your order they ask for your Name to Call out?
I did a First. I said 'George'. She looked up at me. "But you're a Woman!" She said. Why thank you I said, Today, Call me George for my Dinner when it's ready and get a kick outa the faces around if any.
There weren't. I had fun with it anyhoo. Dad used to say Anyhoo!
G Night"
Thanks Much Moot!
 
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