I've always told you Dave have faith... Great deal your getting the Christmas you've been so long deprived of...
Dude, I have the faith, just sometimes more or less than others. You know that, more than anyone else. I just need to have STRONGER faith.
So there was this guy stuck on the roof of his house during a great flood. He prayed to God to save him. One guy comes by on a boat, encouraging him to jump on in. No thanks, I'm waiting for God to save me. The waters were still rising. The same thing happens twice more. The guy drowns. And dies.He goes and meets up with God in Heaven.The guy asks God, why didn't you save me? I drowned! God says, I gave you 3 chances!
Gotta go and get loaded.Have an awesome day!