A New Story With New Writers, Please!!

DougTravels · May 1, 2009

Ok it looks like alot of us are going to be bored to the max this weekend. I'm starting this, please lets put our politics and bickering (you can however write funny situations for your arch nemesises (spell ck) ) Please no carrier/advertiser bashing. We need some High Profile Mod's in here so come on, let your hair down and have some fun, show your silly side!

Our story begins at the Petro in Atlanta, GA. With freight slow, Mr. and Mrs. Layout shooter have called all expediters to stop by and visit. A noble idea from a noble couple, but what they had not expected was.......

layoutshooter · May 1, 2009

that they were sitting atop a huge underground fire ant hill............. Layoutshooter

copdsux · May 1, 2009

And since fire ants are red, you might assume they are from a red state, oh wait a minute you said no politics. My bad. I'll come back later.

Mike

Dynamite 1 · May 1, 2009

and as the fireants showed up so did all the people with those pesky little masks wanting to know where their vaccines are. just then the fed calls and saves them from all the germs buy cutting them and all the rest of the grassy nullers loose.

layoutshooter · May 1, 2009

so they started a long deliberate march towards the line of straight trucks gleeming in the bright southern sky.....

Layoutshooter

piper1 · May 1, 2009

The ants we chanting "long live the Moot"..."Ban the straight....embrace the Van!!"

layoutshooter · May 1, 2009

tromp tromp tromp , closer and closer to the straights........

DougTravels · May 1, 2009

When all of a sudden the drivers heard all their Qualcoms go off at once and to their surprise...

layoutshooter · May 1, 2009

they see a messege from Godzilla!!

Dynamite 1 · May 1, 2009

or a, i mean the fed. all of you are being recruited to haul all the infected swine to the slaughter house. load info to follow

guido4475 · May 1, 2009

and all of the large carriers trucks get quarantined because of the swine flu..

DougTravels · May 1, 2009

Since they were all quarantined, and unable to go to the buffet, they decided to have a pig roast. They got one Pig out and someone noticed..........

highway star · May 1, 2009

New writers? FINE!!!! I can tell where I'm not wanted! Let's see how you people do without me.

Harrummph.....

DougTravels · May 1, 2009

We interrupt this story with a message from the thread starter. My title is not very clear, I meant we would like some additional new writers. All previous writers are welcome especially big stars and bunny avatar pie owners. Now back to the loose pig.

Since they were all quarantined, and unable to go to the buffet, they decided to have a pig roast. They got one Pig out and someone noticed..........

cruzer · May 1, 2009

That it had a very uncanny resembalance to Dynamite1 and....

mirangerman · May 1, 2009

Hey! lookie here!

Thes piggies aint got the swine flu variant that we got at all!

-charles

highway star · May 1, 2009

...it could sing and thought it was Christmas.

"I'll have a b-b-b-blue C-C-C-Christmas w-w-without you..."

DougTravels · May 1, 2009

The singing was heavenly, when we all realized that this was no pig at all! It was Susan Boyle from Britains got talent. She then Growled and pushed everyone down and began opening the truck doors screaming "BE FREE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS BE FREE!" The pigs came barrelling out and......