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Ya able to take a hot shower now Gary???:P

In my wife's and mine case: An early 30's couple both with career government jobs looking into expediting in order to have better financial freedom now and in the future and to have more time together.

Ok fellow Floridians..... Who would have ever thought the the USF Bulls would ever be a ranked team let alone #5 in both polls!? AND ranked higher then the other Florida teams. Amazing for a school that 10yrs ago did not have a football team. I don't follow them closely and am not an alum but...

All of our vehicles laptops are charging from a 300 watt inverter. Mine is a cheapie from Tractor Supply. Same computer and inverter for 2.5yrs now and no problems. Hard drive failure can occur from a number of reasons. Dell is quick to always diagnose a failure that is user caused. The likely...

First concert was Metallica 1996 in Tampa. Awsome seats and the 25min nonstop jam on various songs from their first three albums was intense. They still kicked a$$ then and had not completely sold out. Course I was shocked to see the joint being passed down the row as I was a sheltered youth...

I'm going with a D-Backs / Red Sox series. Both are peaking at the right time. The Red Sox have a better rounded team and recent WS experience. Prolly will take it in 6. I'm still pi$$ed that my Cards embarrassed themselves by not even making the playoffs.

RE: Question on Personal/buisiness Laptop Computer Our agency uses Dell Latitude's and Compaq laptops in our cars. I prefer the Dell. It is a heavy brick and built like a tank. It is a business model that has the heavier screen hinges and thicker case. It is not a semi-rugged model just...

Very good I think. Remember ALOT of people never do time for the crimes they should do time for.... You just hope they commit some smaller crime they can be hammered on. Also he has to worry about the Feds picking up this case. There are some parts of this incident that could warrant federal...

This is a great hot sauce store I visit every time I go to Gatlinburg www.pepperpalace.com. They always have alot of samples and ship at a reasonable price. Just use caution on the samples. They range from 1-10 with 10 being the hottest. After I tried a few 8's I tried an 10+. What a HUGE...

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last...

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed...

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, Sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but...

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to The woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been Buying the stuff from this store on a regular...

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating...

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: 10 lamb chops, please. Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot...

Sign at a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************ ************** On another Septic Tank Truck...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000)on a single roll of the dice.She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the...

The YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006: so...enjoy! Crack Found on Governor's Daughter (Imagine that!) Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (No, really?) Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (Now that's taking things a bit far!) Is There a Ring of Debris...

SMART ARSE ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ARSE ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to...

This is a great website for free ringtones. It works for all carriers except Nextel. The only charge is whatever your carier charges for data transfer. My carrier (Sprint) charges appx 10c a download. All ringtones are 20 seconds in duration. I have not had any spam or viruses sent to my cpu or...