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Caution - Beer contains female hormones! Last month, scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain...

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from...

A woman, married three times, walked into a bridal shop one day and told the Sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A long...

Congrats on Clemens for extracting ALOT of money out of ol' Georgie boy. Clemens knows he is too old for spring training and a full season. By starting his season now he'll still be there if the Yankees make it to October. The problems with the Yankees are deeper than one pitcher and filling a...

Ok I'm gonna try my best at spanish. "I'll take a number 3 no lettuce with extra pico sauce and a chicken soft taco."

SPAGHETTI A wealthy man had been having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money, if she would go to Italy to...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door...

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