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  1. terryandrene

    Supertruck in Knoxville

    Rich Moore has just arrived in Knoxville, TN and has the SpeedCo Super Truck on display at the SpeedCo that is just across the street from the Flying J at I-75/40 Exit 369. In the Area? Stop by and see RichM and the Trickd out truck.
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    Telemarketer

    Sound required http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com:80/
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    Cool Person

    This test is based on how cool you were in High School--what crowd you ran with, etc., but it's still pretty accurate. You may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed. SEE IF YOU ARE A STILL A COOL PERSON: http://www.elks590.org/main/cooltest.htm
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    Liberal?

    A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and...
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    Merry Cristmas EO Folks

    As we near the end of another eventful year, I'd like to give a thanks on this eve of Christmas to the folks that give us the medium that brings all of us to a common venue, ExpeditersOnline Forum. It takes quite a gang of folks to keep our forum and its' family of web based, print, live, and...
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    Der Little Fur Cap

    Since we're on a poem kick, here's an appropriate rerun. The following poem was found within my late father's belongings. Now that all the stores are displaying Christmas decorations, it's a good time to share with all. Der Little Fur Cap Der next night vas Christmas, der night it vas still...
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    Depression

    A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks...
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    Nice IRA 2?

    Prepare lunch in your truck - $3.00 a day, Eat Lunch in a Truck Stop - $11.00 a day, Days per year eating a truck lunch - 220 Expediting career - 10 years Invest lunch saving at 4% interest Investment yield $21,130.75
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    Nice IRA?

    After enjoying smoking cigarettes for 35+ years, I quit smoking in August of 1992 after the unpleasant experience of two heart attacks. If I had saved the money I spent on a 2 pkg a day habit, (an estimated $3.50 pkg avg) and invested that money at 4% interest, my investment, to date, would...
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    Hmmmmmm

    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No hockey No golf No Bingo No tailgate parties No Wal-Mart No Home Depot No pork BBQ No hot dogs...
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    A Real Woman

    http://www.123mycodes.com/myspaceprank/boobflash.swf
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    The Boss

    Today is National Boss Day. Inaugurated in 1958, Boss Day is discussed in the following link" http://www.iaap-hq.org/national_boss_day_2005.htm All bosses lurking here should read and heed. Non-bosses should use this opportunity take advantage of the Boss.
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    Der Little Fur Cap

    The following poem was found within my late father's belongings. Now that all the stores are displaying Christmas decorations, it's a good time to share with all. Der Little Fur Cap Der next night vas Christmas, der night it vas still. Der stockings vas hung by der chimney to fill. Nodding...
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    Yet another blonde 'true story'

    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose 'D' truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be...
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    Happy Labor Day

    To all the women in the maternity wards throughout the country, HAPPY LABOR DAY
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    Why rednecks can't be EMT's

    A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is...
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    Free book download

    The World eBook Fair welcomes you to absolutely free access to a variety of eBook unparalleled by any other source. 1/3 million eBooks await you for personal use, all free of charge for the month from July 4 - August 4, 2006, and then 1/2 million eBooks in 2007, 3/4 million in 2008, and ONE...
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    oil

    This Should explain it all... A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is...
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    Wi-Fi hotspot finder

    Try this link to a free site that offers a directory to free Wi-Fi hotspots around the USofA and Canada. The directory has over 8900 sites in the USA and the three hottest states are California, Illinois, and Georgia with a total of 2354 free sites. http://anchorfree.com/ Happy Surfing
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    See America

    looking for something to do on a layover weekend. www.seeamerica.org
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