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A West Virginia University fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical West Virginia baby boy weighing 25 pounds ...

I received this email today and thought it was ever so true. I trust some members on the forums will find the following quite apropos. DEATH OF COMMON SENSE My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It...

Anyone at the TA in Canton?

The Road Warrior discount formerly available at the turnpike travel plazas has been revised. A CDL Rewards Card is now required in order to get the discount for food purchases at the turnpike plazas. The following is copied from The application form available online or at any of the plazas...

FedEx Custom Critical recently contacted the Owner Operators that achieved that carrier's higest standards and were selected to be feted at ceremonies in Las Vegas. This annual safety/performance Four Star Award recognizes. owners from each vehicle category. Has any of our EO members been...

Old news but relevent info. Most of us take summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty that a potentially dangerous scam has surfaced. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he...

MEMORIAL DAY STATEMENT BY ADM. THAD ALLEN, COMMANDANT OF THE COAST GUARD WASHINGTON - Adm. Thad Allen, commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, issued the following statement today concerning Memorial Day: "With a history that dates back to the Civil War, Memorial Day is set aside to honor and...

Sage advice from the internet: How To Drive In Jersey 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is New-erk not New-ark. (actually, its pronounced NORK) 2.. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 a.m. to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 p.m. Friday's rush hour...

Here's a new web site that gives you a hi-def test drive of any new car you might be contemplating purchasing. http://drivertv.com/

De mayo feliz el 5 a todos nuestros camioneros del compañero de México. Puede usted tener un viaje seguro de nuevo a su propio país en donde usted debe permanecer y prosperar

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow...

An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck". Sure enough, two marines walk up. One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!" So the Army guy responds, "Thats the first thing I hate about Marines, they cant read." The other Marine growles, "What...

An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the...

Hang on to any of the new Arkansas Quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The US Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Arkansas quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. This action is being taken after numerous...

I have been approached by a producer of a nationally syndicated radio program who came to me via the The ExpeditersOnline.Com Dining Guide. The producer is interested in interviewing a driver who enjoys looking for the "unusual, out of the way restaurants" where you can get a meal that is...