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True or False? Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? (Answers are below.) 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitch**** did not have a belly button. 3...

TAKE YOUR PICK You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4...

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You can zero in on any one specific single face The clarity is unbelievable. This is the crowd before the riots in Vancouver. Put your cursor anywhere in the crowd and double-click a couple of times. To further help with image, use the scroll button in the centre of your mouse...

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man...

In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked...

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and they...

I hope your wife comes thru with flying colors TJ. Best of luck to you both.

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A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38. The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs. He...

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THE REAL PROBLEM WITH OUR MONETARY SYSTEM IN STRAIGHT TERMS. The folks who are getting free stuff, Don't like the folks who are PAYING for the free stuff, Because the folks who are PAYING for the free stuff, Can no longer afford to pay for BOTH the free stuff and their own stuff...

1. In the company of ladies, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. A four letter word or crude descriptive. C. Taking the pigskin bus to Tuna Town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared: A. Your views about what you...

Cameron's back, and useless, looting at number 10 - YouTube

That article about Chinese cars was written in 2005. I guess they never made it.

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws when she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up, her eyes closed, and with both hands behind the back of her head. He...

By Henry Briggs Last week I referred to a joke from the Woody Harrelson character in “Friends with Benefits” (good flick, by the way): “The U.S. is the greatest country in the world... except for Germany, France, Belgium... thank God for Bangladesh!” The line got a great laugh. One reader...

Sad but true stories and statistics from the casualties on the Vietnam Wall. Our society teaches us that nothing important happened before yesterday. "Carved on these walls is the story of America , of a continuing quest to preserve both democracy and decency, and to protect a national...

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