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A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it...

Translations of California Euphemisms. California Texas Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands Swamp Undocumented Worker...

These kind of things are written to hijack your emotions and induce you to resend it to others. Many of these things were written to harvest email addresses, so the spammers can get a message to you. And as Turtle said previously, it's pretty poorly written. When I get these, it's straight to...

Holy ka ka batman!....Snoped again! Who'da thunk! I fell for it!

How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. whether it's a mirror or a 2-way glass? Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror. Do you know how to determine...

A woman from California who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big...

What!!!!!????? In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the su per natural. No one could solve the...

This is another trip down memory lane pretty well done. Take Me Back To The Sixties

You can have fun with this. LIKE ENDLESS RAIN INTO A PAPER CUP

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front...

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the Ark wasn't leaving 'til 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic...

And then there's Hattie who told Mattie about that thing she saw. It had one big eye and a wooly jaw.

Several years ago I posed the question about carbon monoxide and diesel engines. I read an article many years ago, and also took part in a discussion a long time ago about carbon monoxide poisoing and diesel engines. The article stated, that a diesel engine is so efficient that it produces no...

They ain't fast, but they got moves! http://www.youtube.com/v/uNE3YSr_o2A&feature=related

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Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a Deserted street with your wife And two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife Comes around the corner, Locks eyes with you...

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's...

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Vern! How ya doin?'...

He deserves to go to prison. He's way to stupid to live among civilized people. His victim won't be living among civilized people. How terribly sad one of them didn't have enough sense to just let it go, and drive on. Road rage is not a defense for anything. It's childish behavior, and those who...

We watched high school principal Dennis Prager of Colorado , along with Sara Palin and Tom Brokaw on TV a couple of weeks ago....what a dynamic, down to earth speaker. Even though Palin and Brokaw were also guest speakers they did little but nod and agree with him.. This is the guy that should...