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  1. OntarioVanMan

    Tinman WON a prize !!

    Congrats Tinman!
  2. OntarioVanMan

    Nice article on DD and DD !!!!!

    so this is what the hired help does on her day off...*chuckling* Great write-up about the both of you's :)
  3. OntarioVanMan

    I'm Freezing !!!! ---- HELP !!!

    Well JuJu and I invested in one of them Coleman Catylatic heaters last week AND a Carbon monoxide monitor just for ease of mind, 1st time about 2 hrs and it read 0 next time about 5 hrs. and still zero...tested it out on the tail pipe and it worked right so Id say the Coleman works just toasty...
  4. OntarioVanMan

    Sounds easy enough, eh?

    And now, for the male response: "Women are like wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache." haha ducking as JuJu swats me!!!
  5. OntarioVanMan

    Sounds easy enough, eh?

    You've all seen this from the female side of the house: "Men are like wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."
  6. OntarioVanMan

    Sounds easy enough, eh?

    Tony I thank you for your rating on the Captain, as we all know the stress and the pressures of this job are hard on a person and their families, I don't mean to make light of it nor minimize the job what so ever, BUT I try to stay on the light side and kept it in prospective. Stress kills ya...
  7. OntarioVanMan

    Sounds easy enough, eh?

    http://www.nlc-bnc.ca/3/3/91/t3-vtb03-5_1e.gif http://www.nlc-bnc.ca/3/3/91/t3-vtb03-5_2e.jpg :-)
  8. OntarioVanMan

    Sounds easy enough, eh?

    Man I researched this for hours!!! http://www.nlc-bnc.ca/heroes/h6-208-e.html Maybe this should be my new EO Nickname?? *lol* http://www.nlc-bnc.ca/obj/t3/f1/nlc007831-v4.jpg
  9. OntarioVanMan

    Poetry?????

    There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent a##: Not pretty and pink -- As you'd probably think -- T'was gray with long ears, and ate grass. "When water becomes ice, which of its physical properties increases?" Right Answer, "Its volume increases." My Answer!!! "When...
  10. OntarioVanMan

    Modified Atkins Program Update

    All this diet talk is making me hungry! :o) Tony we were down near you Friday...Freeport, we were going to stop in but our Rand McNally let us down and we spent the day jogging around the mountains instead! Would have loved to sample your wifes cooking, while you were dieting! HaHaHa
  11. OntarioVanMan

    Weekly Revenue II

    This can be a discouraging business sometimes Tinman, we all need a lift at times. early last week me and JuJu just got our shoes off and relaxed at our puters after the Dakota trip, bout 3 hours into our getting ready for bed the phone rings, It's dispatch they say you ready to go? I says Huh...
  12. OntarioVanMan

    Weekly Revenue II

    Thats real great to hear Tinman!! I now know from experience (well mine anyways) That when dispatch gets to know you're reliable and DON'T turn down trips the runs come alittle quicker I've been makin 3 in an area and then bango the Qualcom goes off go figure! Plus having a repoir with a couple...
  13. OntarioVanMan

    Sprinter Vans

    Yes, I've heard buzz of this while talking to the reg's at the Detroiter and the most popular reason being... a 2.7 liter engine is too small as this model is an import from Europe, 70 to 80 MPH over here plus the weight takes a toll on these small engines. JuJu and I are waiting to till they...
  14. OntarioVanMan

    Recruiting signs

    WE being out there on Saturdays and Sundays ever been behind a tractor OTR and on the back has one of them recruiting signs that says, high rate mileage and home WEEKENDS!!!! Duhhhhhhhh :o)
  15. OntarioVanMan

    A Prayer for the Bordercrossers

    Grant me, O Lord the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today. As they may be connected...
  16. OntarioVanMan

    New to the Boards

    Welcome aboard this is a great forum for information and some jokular postings! I am from Stoney Creek ,a van owner, My wife JuJu also drives with me and we are at Dynamex, you can contact me thru the private messaging system here. Been so since April
  17. OntarioVanMan

    RE:Transportation officials: tunnels, bridges vuln

    You'd think all the security would be BEFORE the bridges. eh? and then cross over and clear the load. slow couple days here for vans....
  18. OntarioVanMan

    RIDDLE

    A lugnut??? Just killing time too! KA
  19. OntarioVanMan

    RE:Transportation officials: tunnels, bridges vuln

    It took a panel of experts and how many free lunches on the taxpayers to figure this one out???? Just imagination the disruption if Port Huron, Detroit, Buffalo and Lewiston were targets of truck bombs, their fuels tanks rigged to go off while crossing BEFORE they getted checked out!! Thats why...
  20. OntarioVanMan

    vans

    Hawk...My brain keeps wheeling on this one...keep me posted
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