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    Papa Johns' Lady Chinky Eyes

    So, rather than calling Papa Johns directly about an individual employee, she decided to go public, via Twitter, about the entire corporation, forever cementing herself as "lady chinky eyes". No one will remember Minhee Cho, but Lady Chunky Eyes will live forever in the annals of pizzadom...
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    Don't Mess with A Kid's Candy on Halloween

    A 28-year-old Aiken, SC woman jokingly told a 10-year-old trick-or-treater that she was going to steal his candy. He said no - emphatically - and stuck a 9mm handgun in her face to ensure there was no misunderstanding. The gun wasn't loaded, but the boy did have a clip of ammunition on him...
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    The Police Now Have Drones, Too

    "To be in on the ground floor of this is pretty exciting for us here in Montgomery County," Sheriff Tommy Gage said. Chief Deputy Randy McDaniel said, "I'm tickled to death" about using the drone, pointing out that in his years of police work he could imagine countless incidents having ended...
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    What Do Nancy Grace and Chaz Bono Have in Common?

    They will both be cuttin' a rug on this year's Dancing With the Stars. I just don't even know how to process that.
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    The Epidemic of Mental Illness

    The Epidemic of Mental Illness, or Why Psychiatrists and Pharmaceutical Companies are Pure Evil. (That's my own headline. Below is a composite of my own thoughts, and that of 3 or different news and/or opinion articles.) The well respected James Ridgeway (Washington correspondent for Mother...
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    Man Updates Facebook During Police Standoff

    Wanted Man Updates Facebook Status During 16-hour Stand-off Jason Valdez Holds Woman Hostage, Updates Facebook In Police Siege It's a brave new technological world, folks. Social Media run amok. The link has pictures.
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    Glenn Beck makes GBTV Official

    Glenn Beck is going digital. Make sure you read the Terms of Service very carefully before you sign up. <snort> My question is, do you think Glenn Beck will have enough of a following to be able to to charge $4.95 and make it a success?
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    Ah, the Police - To Protect and Serve

    It starts off as perhaps a "he said" - "she said" kind of thing, but then you realize "he said" ain't makin' it up. And he's got the video to prove it. Miami Beach police shot a man to death, a bazillion times or thereabouts, after a relatively short chase on Memorial Day. The driver of the...
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    Palin's Paul Revere

    I wish you could make this stuff up, but ya can't, ya just can't. From the Magical Mystery: Is Paul Really Dead? Tour. Clearly, her pageant training has served her well. Much like one of the hopeful queens in that last question and answer round, where a question is asked and she doesn't know...
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    F-Bomb Costs Chrysler Social Media Agency Its Job

    F-Bomb Costs Chrysler Social Media Agency Its Job - AppScout I do think it's ironic that the Motor City, the car capitol of the world, has the worst roads in the world. Baghdad has better roads than Detroit. Maybe that's why Detroiters can't drive.
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    Festivus

    2010-12-13 T21:01:25 SANTA ANA, Calif. — An inmate in California who disliked salami was able to receive kosher meals after his attorney cited the "Seinfeld" holiday Festivus as his religious belief. The Orange County Register reported Monday that 38-year-old convicted drug...
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    Pelosi Thinks It's About Jobs. OMG

    Nancy is delusional. Not only does she think she's going to be the Minority Leader this next term, she think this election was about America's frustration about high unemployment. OMG. Somebody give her a straight jacket. From her USA Today Op-Ed piece: You can read the rest of it here, but...
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    Olbermann Suspended by MSNBC

    Once you read the article, you'll have to wonder why Olbermann was singled out for this, since so many others, including entire networks, do the same thing. In any case, maybe the other networks will see this as a sign they need to clan up their act, and the acts of their on-air personalities...
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    Yet Another Case of Voter Intimidation

    Ohio McDonald's gives voting advice in paychecks "If the right people are elected we will be able to continue with raises and benefits at or above our present levels. If others are elected we will not," said the paycheck envelope insert. The handbill with a simple McDonald's logo at the top...
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    This TFC Nonsense

    Anybody who knows me at all, even here online, knows how silly I think all this is, and how saddened I am by it. I've said it a hundred times and it clearly needs repeating: Pay more attention to what was said, rather than to who said it. Stick to the issue itself rather than to the person...
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    "Ya Just Can't Make This Stuff Up"

    You're probably aware of the anti-Islamic sentiment that is gripping the country of late. Most of it's a load of emotional crap, and everyone knows it. I'd sure hate to be a Muslim living in this country, what with all the crackpots we seem to regularly produce here. I'm sure 9/11 is just a...
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    The Government and GPS Tracking

    Yeah, you really should read the rest of this one. The Government's New Right to Track Your Every Move With GPS - Yahoo! News I wonder what the attitude towards this is from expediters and others who have GPD tracking on their trucks. I also have to wonder, if it's legal to secretly install...
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    Just How Conservative Are You?

    Ok, so you're a card carrying member of the Tea Party. You've got your Palin 2010 bumper sticker on the back of your Hummer. You've signed all of those online petitions to add Ronald Reagan's face to Mt. Rushmore and the nickel. But are you really conservative enough? The first thing...
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    viviendo la vida del la persona loca

    Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin has finally confirmed what everyone already knew: He's gay. This is an historic day. And it gives me the courage to make an announcement of my own. I am proud to say that I am a fortunate heterosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am. What will...
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    "Feed a Man a Fish..." Realized

    "Give a man a fish, and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime." For decades the cry from the United Nations and others has been to throw free food and other aid at countless countries. When the problem in those and other countries only worsened, the cry was to...
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