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    NSA Chief Built Star Trek Command Center

    Where: NSA Information Dominance Center The Prime Directive: "Collect It All" Just when you thought things with the NSA couldn't get any more absurd, as the NSA scandal moves from outrageously appalling to downright laughable, the latest report in the Guardian shows the current NSA chief spent...
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    Drug Testing for Welfare Recipients

    A popular subject with some here on EO a while back, when Florida Governor Rick Scott signed the legislation. Those welfare bums are all on drugs. Why give them welfare when all they're going to do is spent money on drugs (and flat screen TVs and shiny wheels and whatnot)? The idea was to save...
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    Dood Calls NSA to Have Them Undelete His E-mails.

    An Iranian, living in Amsterdam, calls up the NSA to see if they can help him with his deleted Gmail e-mails. How fun is that? :D
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    Peace Through Pork, or, There's a Pig in the Paint!

    This sounds made up, reads like something you might find on "The Onion," or SNL, but it's not. Ya just can't make it up. It's real. A lot of Muslims, and certainly most Jihadists won't think this is funny, but I think it's hilarious. It's true, everything is better wrapped in bacon! What kind...
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    Unbridled Exuberant Arrogance

    First we have Eric Holder going bonkers with arrogance with him wanting to change the laws and regulations that prevent him from doing his job as he sees fit without him being hamstrung by that pesky piece of paper known as the US Constitution. Holder and Obama already have a fine history of...
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    Newt Befuddled by Smartphone

    Poor Newt. He is clearly puzzled by the shiny black rectangles that we all carry around with us. What are these things? Cameras? Computers? Network access points? Phones? It's all too much to take in. Fortunately, Newt wants your suggestions about what these curious devices should be called.
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    Unimopassioned Reporting?

    Here's an AP story that carefully crafts the narrative to be significantly slanted in favor of the gun control folks. Not only that, but they do it in such a way as to subliminally suggest to those same gun control folks that they should target a particular gun maker. Notice how the paragraphs...
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    Do You Use Facebook?

    This started out as a reply in another thread, but as I began to write, it became something else. So I leave it here for your consideration and random pondering. Unfortunately (or fortunately, as the case may be), I don't do Facebook. Their (Mark Zuckerberg's) position on privacy and security...
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    Bankrupt Battery Maker A123 has a new name

    And it's the lamest name ever. A123 Systems, the Obama-bailed-out but still failed battery maker, making batteries for Fisker Automotive and others, located in Livonia, Romulus and Ann Arbor, and bought out by Wanxiang North America, has changed their name from A123 to B456. What a hoot. :D
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    Enough is enough! Gun Control NOW!

    Florida Man Shot By Dog The incident is only the latest in a string of bizarre shootings in Florida. Just last week, a woman in St. Petersburg was shot by her friend's over. You heard me.... an oven. Woman Shot by Oven While Trying to Cook Waffles Remember, guns don't kill people, but...
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    Toy Drone a Sellout Hit!

    The Maisto Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator has been flying off the shelves faster than Tickle Me Elmo. It's now already sold out at Amazon. The 6" x 3-½" x 1" 1:97 scale $49.99 toy is a replica of the RQ-1 Predator, an unmanned aircraft that the U.S. Air Force has used in combat...
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    Sarah Palin - $15.85 per word

    FOX News paid Sarah Palin $15.85 per word, study finds I don't know which is more pathetic, that Fox News paid her at all, much less $15.85 per word, or the fact that someone actually took the time to count her words.
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    Climate Change Takes a Hit

    This article is a really good illuminator about what all Climate Change and Global Warning is all about. It's not about Climate Change or Global Warming, that's for certain. The article below is presented in it's entirety, with bold sections indicating what this is really all about, and has been...
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    Ft. Hood: Workplace Violence or Terrorist Attack?

    What do you think? When Army psychiatrist, Maj. Nidal Hasan opened fire at Ft. Hood, killing 13 people and wounding 29 others, was it the desperate act of workplace violence of a man freaking out over being deployed to Afghanistan, or was it a full-blown terrorist attack? The Army clearly knew...
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    Obama's Clean Green Energy

    "This is what's possible in a clean-energy economy -- these folks right here, doing extraordinary work," President Barack Obama said at the White House Rose Garden after meeting A123 Systems employees on April 30, 2010. "This is what happens when we place our bets on American workers and...
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    Onion Article Picked Up as Fact

    This is what happens when you believe even half the crap you read on the Internet. If it fits with your agenda, you believe it without checking it out, and then usually post the same crap somewhere else on the Internet, thereby perpetuating the crap. And when you do that, you look just as...
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    Sherrif Joe and Steven Seagal

    That last line just cracks me up. "A tank, a bomb robot and 40 deputies." Sounds like a madcap comedy from the 60s.
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    Iran Sends Drone to Obama

    http://www.reuters.com/video/2012/01/29/iran-sends-toy-drone-to-obama?videoId=229298368&videoChannel=2602 Those wild an wacky Iranians. At least they have a sense of humor. Remember that captured (or crashed, depending on who you want to believe) drone? Well, Iran is sending back, sort of. :D
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    South Dakota, Indians and Voting.

    Members of the Oglala Sioux Tribe in South Dakota, a heavily Democratic group, are getting only six days for early voting in the presidential primary election, while the rest of the state gets 46. The man they are suing is Jason Gant, who is not only the secretary of state, which means he...
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    Newt Skywalker - The Dark Side of the Goon

    "By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American." - Newt Skywalker "Does that mean I'm visionary? You betcha." - Newt Palin Fellow candidates panned the plan because it would cost an insane amount of money. But not only is Newt's plan...
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