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  1. Turtle

    The Deep State Files

    Everything about this screams John Brennan being behind it.
  2. Turtle

    Ok it’s that time again. Which van to buy?

    You're doing exactly twice as many oil changes as you need. Add that up.
  3. Turtle

    Juju

    I love Judy. The world is a better place with her in it.
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    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    Thank God for snopes. Otherwise, like, you know, people would have believed this.
  5. Turtle

    Republicans and tobacco

    If politicians were concerned about the health and welfare of the people they would simply ban tobacco. Instead of taxing it like crazy.
  6. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    That's a bigger hoax than Trump-Russian collusion. They kept saying they were gonna do that, to the point people actually believed they did. But they never did. There ya go.
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    No Collusion?

    You got me on that one. Then again I wouldn't say such a falsehood knowing it could cause real damage without qualifying that "I'm kidding." But if I say "AOC is freaky smart because she has an economics degree from Boston," the 30% who belive that's a serious statement and don't think it's a...
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    No Collusion?

    Again, nonsense. If I'm telling a joke to a single person and they don't get it, that's one thing, but if 70% of the people in the room get the joke, the other 30% haven't been deceived at all.
  9. Turtle

    No April Fooling with Load 1

    I ran up from Olive Branch to Millington to pick up a 49" LG flat-screen TV. Just the one. It's going to Winston-Salem. For Monday delivery. 637 miles.. Expedited. Hey, I quit questioning this stuff a long time ago.
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    No Collusion?

    Nonsense. Some people just don't get jokes. If 70% of the people in the room get the joke, I'm under no obligation to explain anything to the other 30% with no measurable sense of humor. Nor am I intentionally pranking anyone into believing something that isn't true.
  11. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    No. Not even close. I have 3 stellar examples of jokes that a third of the population didn't see as a joke. None of those are even remotely close to someone pulling a prank.
  12. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    It's really true ... about one-third of the population cannot tell the difference between someone being serious and joking. In casual conversation, someone makes a joke, liike, "What do you want me to do, wear a wire?: and about one-third will think it's a stone-cold serious comment. Trump...
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    No April Fooling with Load 1

    If this wasn't an April Fool's joke, I would sooo order it off the menu. The McPickle.
  14. Turtle

    No Collusion?

    There are generally agreed upon 7 main reasons for the Great Depression, only one of which involves political policies, and even then it's peripheral. Historians and economists to this day have no real concensus on what caused it. To try and blame one political party's policies for creating the...
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    No April Fooling with Load 1

    That's like getting punished for the same thing twice.
  16. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    Jake Tapper has a tenuous grasp of the facts.
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    No Collusion?

    Absolutely. Any nugget, fool's gold or not, they'll grab and run with it. The "just because they didn't find evidence doesn't mean there isn't any evidence!" trope is bad enough. Right after Barr's letter was released, I heard 2 different people on 2 different networks say the same thing...
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    No Collusion?

    Barr tells Congress that among the things in the report that will be redacted are things which might damage the reputation of individuals not charged with a crime. Democrats be like... 'Awe, man! Stuff damaging to Trump is the only thing we wanted out of this damn report in the first place!"
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