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Political Correctness "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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A lady was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine . I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute.. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my...

Here is the problem…. HOW DO YOU RECRUIT PEOPLE INTO A BUSINESS? See the answer below: Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then...

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen...

Did You Know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the...

On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the Elks for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his. The...

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops...

DR. PHIL : " The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his...

This is for all of you that like to add a little cleverati at the beginning or the end of your posts..feel free to steal them. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow...

Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand .. And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. Dreamt' is the only English...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would blot their lipstick by pressing...

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together In a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks His head Out of the hole, sniffs the air And said, Yum! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head Out of the hole, Sniffs the air and said, Oh...

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A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the...

From pipeline worker: I've been in the petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and...

"snopes" is provided for doubters: Urban Legends Reference Pages: Bank of America Credit Cards for Illegals Now................. I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I...

A trained turtle: Breitbart.tv » Man Trains Turtle to Do Tricks