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A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time...

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ' Mom ' , he asked, ' Are these my brains? ' ' Not yet, ' she replied.

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Crown Royal whiskey, guns, and women with big boobs.'

Hello Wimpy. I would very much appreciate if you could send me the play by play on getting the seed implants. I was just diagnosed with prostate cancer, and from the reading that I`ve been doing, it appears that the seed implants are the way to go. How long does it take from start to finish with...

A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk* *'s office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. 'What I mean is, ' explained the recorder, 'do you have a job or are you just a ...?' 'Of course I have a...

I once read that truckers had a high incidence of prostate problems. Anyone out there ever been successfully treated for prostate cancer, and does anyone know what the latest treatment options are, and where one can find info on treatment options? Prostate cancer is one of the most curable they say.

I'm just passing this thought along ..... Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a strippers's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day .

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In April 2003, the world seemed on the brink of a killer pandemic. After simmering for months in Guangdong, China, the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) virus had exploded in Hong Kong, Vietnam, Singapore, Canada, the U.S. and 14 other countries. It had a seriously scary fatality rate...

On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude Lelouch mounted a gyro-stabilized camera to the bumper of a Ferrari 275 GTB and had a friend, a professional Formula 1 racer, drive at breakneck speed through the heart of Paris early in the morning . The film was limited for technical...

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room having an intellectual discussion, and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and my...

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too. - Jake Johansen...

A Retired Marine SGM Responds!!! (Too bad we don't have folks on Capitol Hill willing to speak out like this. J.D. Pendry is a retired Marine Sergeant Major who writes for Random House. He is eloquent, and as taught by the Marines, he seldom beats around the bush!)...

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway...

Well, normally I don't find these daredevil bike or skateboard videos very entertaining, but clicked on this out of curiosity and after a minute or so, I was very "amazed" by the amazing Mr. MacAskill! YouTube - Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009

I don`t understand how people think flat rate for all miles is better. All you have to do is divide your rate by the miles, and you`ll see what your "flat rate" is for that run. The only difference I can see is that maybe your carrier is getting you more profitable loads , which really amounts...

I remember years ago there was a campaign in our town to tape the return prepaid envelope to a brick or other heavy object and drop it in the mailbox, or leave it for the postman to pickup. I always wondered how well that worked, as I never heard any followup.

ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGE Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company: 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put...

How to wash a toilet This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you 1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put...

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report . Titanic:.... cost - $29.99...