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They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With their rich maroon gowns flowing .. and the traditional caps, they looked almost .. as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears...

Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old...

This was written by a reporter for a local paper near Philly. I think he`s right on. By Henry Briggs With unemployment at 9% and rising, the news is filled with job losses - this week we’re focused on the American auto industry. Reporters interview anxious UAW members and car dealers, all of...

Phil, I don`think you`ll have to worry that much. Right now it`s scare tactics and media hype. I`m sure they will sort it out in California. Things will change, but they always do anyway. I doubt that there will be any great burden or cost on any particular group. Business always passes the cost...

Some old stuff, some new stuff In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'...

To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine..and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the...

First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to...

Click the red boxes, and also differnt site on the photo itself. This is a hyperphoto. <http://www.hyper-photo.com/grandes/paris.html>

FARK.com: Fark Video Player (4365716) Greatest impromptu piano duet by a 90-year-old couple in the Mayo Clinic lobby you'll hear today. Cool tag because there is no AWESOME tag

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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at...

Do you know the front from the back of a tree? A redneck from georgia decides to tr avel across the south to virginia to see god's country. When he gets to franklin , he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job!!!! He walks into the international paper...

Video - An Alarming video every Westerner should see - tangle.com

A married couple walked in to a Jamaican sandal shop. The proprietor said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to...

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Wit and Wisdom from Military Manuals, etc. "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance...

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The IT/it will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 -- depending on speaker size. This is considered a major breakthrough because women have always...

This is really well done. I think you`ll enjoy it. The Bear - Film by Jean-Jacques Annaud

YOUR tax dollars at work. Yahoo!