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    The way it should be sung...

    YouTube - US National Anthem by the Academy Choirs
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    Iconography and it's impact

    How to subtly enhance the image: YouTube - PJTV: The Power & Danger of Iconography
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    The March and creative protesting

    'Time to put Nana Pelosi in a home'
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    Are we on the same page?

    OK let me get this straight. We're going to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, signed by a president that also...
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    buisness model

    You'll be a very lucky owner if you can put a team in your truck, achieve those numbers and have the same team still in it 2 years down the road. Do you know anything about life on the road? I would suggest that you take you investment capital, and put it into something you know closer to home...
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    7 Dwarfs at the Vatican

    The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE SEVEN DWARFS, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Dopey replies,"excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns inRome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow...
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    Water spots

    I just spent an hour trying to find a method of eliminating water spots when washing my truck or car. I read about ionizing, microtowels, car dry washes, rinses, and where and when to wash it. Over the years I've used about everything out there. The trouble with most of the commercial methods...
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    Obama gags

    The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of president obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes, which enraged the president, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special presidential commission presented...
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    Love making tips for seniors

    Lovemaking tips for Seniors 1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5...
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    Wasp Spray

    You no longer need to keep your .45 or AK-47 sitting out on the coffee table... a can of wasp spray will do! Never would have thought it !!! I have a friend who is a receptionist in a high risk area who was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them. She asked the...
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    Taking down pirates

    New Footage of release of Captain Phillips by US Navy SEALS | Travel | News - insidesomalia.org
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    Good driving tip

    I've never tried this on, and if truth be know, I've never heard of it, but it sounds plausible. Anyone? If not, try it during the next downpour you run into, and let us know. How to achieve good vision while driving during a heavy downpour. We are not sure why it is so effective; just...
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    Doggie Circus

    Wag Reflex: One Heck of a Dog Trainer
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    From "Ukrains got talent" show

    This goes about eight and a half minutes, but it's worth watching. YouTube - Kseniya Simonova - Sand Animation (??????? ??? ?????? / Ukraine's Got Talent)
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    You might be a redneck...different take

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons...
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    Church bulletins

    They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: -------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals...
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    The blonde and the vet

    A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail int o the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn...
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    Is it just me?

    I'm always looking at the classifieds and love to check out used trucks. Over the years, I've bought alot of used equipment, and will be buying more in the coming years. When I'm reading an ad for any vehicle, there are turn off points where, unless it has a really good word description of...
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    From Fred

    How many slaves do you own? As you will recall, Henry Louis Gates, Jr. Is the Harvard professor who got Arrested by Cambridge Police a few weeks ago. Fred Reed was a police reporter for one of the large Washington newspapers. He now writes a column which can be googled ~ "Fred on...
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    The little bear and the cougar

    The Bear - Film by Jean-Jacques Annaud
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