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    Oblivious

    Obama seems oblivious to the shambles about him By Jack Kelly – Jewish World Review Nov. 24, 2009 President Obama took his massive ego and sparse historical knowledge to Asia last week. The results were so ugly even the New York Times took notice. "Obama's Pacific Trip Encounters...
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    Change

    CHANGE Not long ago I read a joke... It said all the politicians running for president are promising change to the American people. We send them billions and billions of tax dollars and they send us the change. Funny? Not really; there is too much truth in it to be funny. But...
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    A trip to Costco

    Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told...
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    World's quickest, shortest political quiz

    This is really good...I'm a borderline centrist/conservative according to this. So, you think you know where you stand, politically. Think again. The result From this short test may surprise you and give you some food for thought. You'll be asked just 10 questions, and then it...
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    At the supermarket

    A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!' Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.' The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere' The...
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    Last night out

    Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel the madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated...
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    Month befor Christmas

    Twas the Month before Christmas Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were...
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    New deodorant

    I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fa*t the room smells awesome.
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    Parachute jump

    I didn't do well with this one. http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf
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    The perfect man and woman

    This is all too perfect. http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
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    Way to go big "O"

    I don't know if all this is true, but am passing it on anyway. You'll love this one! Way to go Big O! OOO-klahoma! OKLAHOMA MAY JUST BE THE PLACE TO LIVE ! ! ! An update from Oklahoma : Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9, had a few liberals in the mix, an...
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    Do you know the difference?

    Some of you may know this, some may not. what is the difference between http and https ? Don't know how many are aware of this difference, but it is worth sending to any that do not..... What is the difference between http and https FIRST, MANY...
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    Stupid things drivers believe.

    I always loved this one "You're not just a number, ... we treat you like family"
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    Pumpkin pies

    How pumpkin pies are made.
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    Cowboys

    Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman , Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights... One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third...
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    Small business and you

    This is one of the most eloquently put descriptions of what small business is all about that I have ever read. It will take a few minutes to read, but it is the reality of the world we live and work in today and what future we may have to deal with. This is exactly what I tell small business...
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    Christmas with a "C"

    This song says what the politically correct crowd won't. YouTube - Christmas With a Capital "C"
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    Turkey recipe take two

    APPY THANKSGIVING...........Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays Ingredients: 1 whole turkey 1 large lemon, cut into halves salt and pepper to taste butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer Heat oven to 350 degrees Rub butter or oil over the skin of...
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    Turkey recipe

    If you floow the recipe, it should look like this.
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    How to fix the economy

    The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!!!!! Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on...
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