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    On the Road Recipes

    Annie's homemade celery soup. You can also use this simple recipe with broccoli and/or cauliflower or fresh spinach celery 4 stalks zucchini 4 small ones garlic onion tablespoon of chicken boullion powder or what we call maggi boil it all together....after everything is boiled and...
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    On the Road Recipes

    Annie's yummy eggs: chop some onions and green fresh chilis (hot or not hot, depending on your taste), and stir fry in olive oil...then add chopped tomatoes, mushrooms, lettuce, and spinach and add into stir fry and stir fry a little longer then add eggs ready to scramble and add a little...
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    20 parrot tricks in 2 minutes

    This bird is smart! I never saw a bird play dead. YouTube - World Record 20 Parrot Tricks in 2 Minutes - Kili Senegal Parrot
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    Waffely wedded?

    The poor man couldn't pronounce his "L's" They paid a lot for the videographers who did a great job! This couple is going to cherish this video forever. Wedding Ceremony - My Waffle Wedded Wife
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    Schooldaze..1959 vs. 2009

    HIGH SCHOOL - 1959 vs. 2009 (Can you relate to any of this??) Scenario 1: Joe goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1959 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Joe's shotgun...
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    Man vs Woman at cash machine

    A new sign in the Bank reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts...
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    How other countries treat illegals.

    copied this from an article by Jamie Reno, which appeared in the August issue of Newsmax. Jacob Sapochnick is a San Diego immigration lawyer. CHINA Illegal immigrants are beaten and often killed. Women who enter China illegally are subject to rape and abuse, and North...
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    Debate

    A Cow, an Ant and an :censoredsign: A Cow, an Ant and an :censoredsign: are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's...
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    I am thankful

    I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED. FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE...
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    Read this...then do it

    I was thinking the same. So, just copy and paste it before sending.
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    Read this...then do it

    E-Mail Tracker Programs -- very interesting and a must read...... The man that sent this information is a computer tech. He spends a lot of time clearing the junk off computers for people and listens to complaints about speed. All forwards are not bad, just some. Be...
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    Childbirth at age 65

    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked ‘Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'...
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    Truck Prices

    Is it me, or are used truck prices going up disproportionately to the available freight out there? I"m seeing used trucks priced way above what they were 6 months ago,and fewer starter trucks on the sales sites, including here on EO.
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    "Don't turn aruound oh oh...

    Der Kommisar's in town oh oh". That one enjoyed world wide success. One of the few ever. If you ever did any military time or lived in northern and central Europe in the last 30 years, these are the 1000 greatest hits. You're sure to revisit a memory from long ago, when you were looking for...
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    The difference

    The Muslims want to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth -- wow, what a difference that would make.... DIFFERENCES BETWEEN JEWS AND MUSLIMS. I thought you would be interested in reading this... (What a contrast!) How could the picture be 'painted' any more vividly? The Global...
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    How Moses got the 10 Commandments

    God went to the Arabs and said, , "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not...
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    A letter home from scout camp

    Dear Mum, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh...
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    Califirnia vs. Arizona

    California vs. Arizona California: The Arnold is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog. 1. The Arnold starts to intervene but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the...
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    Grandpa's Ford Garage

    Next time you're in DeSoto kansas, stop by grandpas's garage. Grandpa's Old Ford Garage - DeSoto, Kansas
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    Bob and the blonde

    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll...
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