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    Day vs. Night

    I read the slow time of year thread with interest, and just had a curious question. What percentage of your driving time is at night? What percentage is daytime driving for any given week approximately?
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    Why some men have dogs and don't marry

    Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor...
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    Amazing home remedies that work!

    THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it is for real! AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT...
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    A weakened gene pool

    1400 years of inbreeding have severely damaged the Muslim Gene Pool By Bryan Fischer Nicolai Sennels is a Danish psychologist who has done extensive research into a little-known problem in the Muslim world: the disastrous results of Muslim inbreeding brought about by the marriage of...
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    Don't give up your wine

    I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I...
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    South Carolina declares war

    President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is vern, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in belews creek , and I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!" "Well...
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    Joe's operation

    Joe goes to the doctor for his terrible headaches. The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your severe headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates your terrible...
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    Super Bowl Picks

    Waiting for the Steelers to stomp the Packers then eat their dinner!
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    Snow in Houston

    YouTube - Snow In Houston
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    Six truths of life

    Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck . scroll 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And...
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    Old rockers never die

    TVKim- Watching: Kim's Picks- Funny old rock star songs
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    Card magic..fabulous.

    YouTube - Le plus Grand Cabaret du Monde An Ha Lim Magic
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    Highschool 1957 vs 2011

    Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI...
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    Bikers

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to...
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    77 Strange but true things

    REALLY ? ? ? ? ? - Strange but True Facts . . . . . 1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer. 2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals...
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    So I nearly killed us

    Trauma can happen to anyone, anytime for many reasons. Things happen. Mistakes happen. EVERYBODY makes mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it. YOU have to get around it. you're the only one that can get yourself around it. You're alright, your family is alright, and the other person is...
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    Texting and Driving

    SchoolTube - AT&T The Last Text Documentary
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    There's money to be made..by the banks

    Check this out, it will blow your mind. YouTube - fiercefreeleancer's Channel
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    California vs. montana

    California* The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and realizes he should stop because the coyote is...
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    They can find you

    When you take that photo beware if you want to stay private. GPS in cameras and phones creates privacy issue | Video | 7online.com
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