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For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the...

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE & ELSEWHERE : BY JOHN CLEESE The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that...

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door o fyour house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other...

Gilda was a middle aged Jewish lady widowed for 5 years and lonely. Everyday she would walk down to the beach, find a quiet spot, spread out her blanket and sit in the sun in her modest one piece bathing suit, and hold a book in her hand pretending to read. What she was really doing behind...

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter." A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could...

Dailymotion - Pop Corn téléphone portable micro-ondes - une vidéo News & Politics

1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't...

10 Common Misconceptions Dispelled

Animals with a Sense of Humor Video

Internetz! - Instantsfun.es

1. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight started.... 2. My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have...

Funny Mouse Prank. Every Man Jack from EveryManJack

YouTube - May you sing like no one is listening

# Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. # Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’. ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~...

Amazing Word Clock

One year I sent my mother a telegram of congratulations for having...ME! She sent me one back saying.. How did you find me...AGAIN?

Night...My kind of joke....made me laugh.

YouTube - Human Planet - Web exclusive series trailer - BBC One

YouTube - Dancing at the Movies - Music Video

Adrenaline overload, that in the great scheme of things,means little. You'll be peeved as long as you want to be.