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Several years ago I posed the question about carbon monoxide and diesel engines. I read an article many years ago, and also took part in a discussion a long time ago about carbon monoxide poisoing and diesel engines. The article stated, that a diesel engine is so efficient that it produces no...

They ain't fast, but they got moves! http://www.youtube.com/v/uNE3YSr_o2A&feature=related

Jimmy O'Bama - YouTube

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a Deserted street with your wife And two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife Comes around the corner, Locks eyes with you...

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's...

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Vern! How ya doin?'...

He deserves to go to prison. He's way to stupid to live among civilized people. His victim won't be living among civilized people. How terribly sad one of them didn't have enough sense to just let it go, and drive on. Road rage is not a defense for anything. It's childish behavior, and those who...

We watched high school principal Dennis Prager of Colorado , along with Sara Palin and Tom Brokaw on TV a couple of weeks ago....what a dynamic, down to earth speaker. Even though Palin and Brokaw were also guest speakers they did little but nod and agree with him.. This is the guy that should...

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Boog off, ye'll no bring it back!'

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This guy is funny. A natural comedian. iIt's about 12 minutes but worth it.. Yeoman Warden At Tower Of London, Part II Of Four - YouTube

How's all that change and audacity working out for you bunky? Dyslexics have more nuf.

1. I would not tell them. Maybe they like pork, and are not that strict, so "no harm, no foul". 2. The tickets belong to the guys who got them. They took the initiative, thought of it first, and went for it. The co workers who did the favor of covering for them, were just doing a common...

LAUS DEO,Do you know what it means? One detail that is never mentioned is that in Washington , D.C. There can never be a building of greater height than the Washington Monument. With all the uproar about removing the ten commandments, etc., this is worth a moment or two of your time. I was not...

Another example of why we are where we are. Coins Costing Taxpayers? | Video - ABC News

Wounded Warriors & President Bush (July 4th, 2011) - YouTube

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!! An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the...

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows...

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared...

There is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was: "Political Correctness." The winner wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly...