You might be an expediter if...

[dieselphreak2K]

I've seen these lists for every other profession so here goes, add anything you come up with.

1. You're hoping CMT starts a "Trick my Van" show.

2. You've spent the night at a Wal-Mart, with no intention of purchasing anything.

3. You know the exact location of every auto plant in the lower 48.


Not many yet, but i'm still working on it....

 

[highway star]

If you see a Flying J sign and think "Ahh, home at last" you might be an Expediter.

 

[cheri1122]

If you climb into the driver's seat & think "Home at last", you might be an expediter!

 

[Moot]

The consignee is actually happy to see you backed up to their dock.

 

[bryan]

HI
If you have ever woke up and had to look at a map to figure out where your at.
If you know the price of a cup of coffee at more than 100 coffee shops, truck stops and Denny's in the US and CND.
If you can recite the exit # for the J's ,TA's and Petro's in more than 5 states.
If you have more gadjets on your dash than you do on your kitchen counter.
If you have a splitter in both 12 volt power points and still have to unplug something to charge your cell phone.
If you jump everytime something beeps.
If this sentence makes since.If its production its a CSA if its not then its an A8 or PAR's in Canada but it's always PAP's in USA

 

[Lawrence]

You might be an expediter if...

When your in Burger King and the french fry machine beeps and you run out to your truck for a load.

Lawrence,
Expediters Online.com


T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming?

No, YOU suck. - the mean people

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J. Bartlett Brebner

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. - I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Become who you are. - Nietzsche


Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.




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[greg334]

Got to tell you all, this is very scary.

Almost every one of these things is something I do – I got to get out more often.

 

[dieselphreak2K]

Ohh those darn QC beeps..... I hear them in my sleep....x(

 

[Moot]

shhhhhhh, did you hear that!

 

[cheri1122]

When you're sitting at home on Monday, phone rings with load offer - & you're packed, loaded, & on the road in 15 minutes flat...
When you're laying over in Memphis, but you're actually in Arkansas, or Mississippi, where everyone else is too....
When you bypass a fast food place where you intended to get lunch, because the lines are too long - at least once a week....
When you spend more time checking Streets & Trips than your email...
When you head for the grocery store near home, & wonder if they take Comchecks....
:7

 

[Dreamer]

...you can spot a Qualcomm dome from 1/2 a mile...

...you can give directions in every major city, but can't find a laundry in your home town.

...you laugh hysterically when your brother-in-law talks about his 'exhausting 2 hr trip' from college...

...you have a permanent limp from two pagers, two cell phones, and still are paranoid about missing 'THE Run'.






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[Fr8 Shaker]

If your bed moves because it's windy outside... you might be an expeditor.

If your bar of soap has hair all over it, and it's not your hair...
you might be an expeditor.

If you find fuel for 2.30 a gallon and get sexually excited... you might be an expeditor.

If someone mentions a mini bar and you think their talking about soap... you might be an expeditor.

If someone asks for your address and you give them your licence plate number...you might be an expeditor.

If you go into your living room to look at the tv to see if your shower is ready... you might be an expeditor.

If you have more clothes in your truck then you do in your closet at home... you might be an expeditor.

If you can't tell the difference anymore between a campground and a flying j...you might be an expeditor.

If your credit/debit card statement is 3 pages and all thats on it is flying j and walmart... you might be an expeditor.

If someone is telling you about a bad traffic jam they were in and you feel compelled to talk about chicago... you might be an expeditor.