You might be an Expediter if you...

cheri1122 · Jul 12, 2012

Look for a parking spot facing west so the sun won't wake you in the morning.
Remember to close the Fantastic Fan only after driving into a rainstorm - 2 hours after starting the drive.
Whack your head on the top bunk when sitting on the bottom, cause you forgot you put it down to get something out of 'storage'.

AMonger · Jul 12, 2012

Kyle06 said:
Guess I should of read them all before posting

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Should of.

cheri1122 · Jul 12, 2012

AMonger said:
Should of.

Should HAVE.

MissKat · Jul 12, 2012

You know you are an expediter if..

You only know how to cook one pot meals in a rice cooker, crockpot or microwave.

Your idea of matching silverware is a set of Wendy's fork, knife and spoon.

You wake up in the morning to the smell of .. , cows or pigs.

You brush your teeth in front of other people.

You are addicted to looking at a GPS to check your speed, not the speedometer. Also even if you have been to the destination a zillion times you still program it for the stop.

All your friends are named Chef, Maniac, Moose, Xiggi, Layoutshooter, Zorry , Enemy, Dreamer, Gottago or Bruno and you haven't met them or have no idea what their first name is.

Monty · Jul 13, 2012

You realize most people on here have no idea what you're talking about lol. Hated those QC pagers! Always beeped as the waitress sat my food down.

Does that make me a bad guy? I "invented" those things in 1986 ....... and they transmitted on cb ch 19.5 ....drove the cb's close by nuts with the squeal they produced!

Ragman · Jul 13, 2012

MissKat said:
All your friends are named Chef, Maniac, Moose, Xiggi, Layoutshooter, Zorry , Enemy, Dreamer, Gottago or Bruno and you haven't met them or have no idea what their first name is.

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