You might be a Expediting Redneck...

[VSprinter]

Was sitting, tired of nothingness.

Write you own or someone else doings in one sentence (without mentioning their name).

So here it goes...
You might be an Expediting Redneck if...

You use 2x4 to fix low tire pressure on the dashboard by beating around pressure sensor.

 

[greasytshirt]

 

[ucfd608]

If u use duct tape or super glue to fix everything

 

[Bama1]

your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite sam mud flaps.

 

[JCH]

Lol


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[OntarioVanMan]

You might be an Expediting Redneck if...when they met their wife at the family reunion....

 

[ntimevan]

You might be an Expediting Redneck if...when they met their wife at the family reunion....

How about ... you might be an Expediting Redneck if you met Your Wife while Expediting freight in a Dodge cargo van while leased to Express-1 .....

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[OntarioVanMan]

You might be an Expediting Redneck if...when they met their wife at the family reunion....

How about ... you might be an Expediting Redneck if you met Your Wife while Expediting freight in a Dodge cargo van while leased to Express-1 .....

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wrong red neck.....thats not me.....LOL....thats might be Steady Eddie tho...

 

[VSprinter]

... If you cover rusted through holes on your cargo van with cardboard so people don't see what you are carrying for your "preferred customers"

 

[OntarioVanMan]

... If you cover rusted through holes on your cargo van with cardboard so people don't see what you are carrying for your "preferred customers"

i thought that was flood protection in case the roof leaks.....

 

[VSprinter]

i thought that was flood protection in case the roof leaks.....

Jokes aside saw one of those vans in Laredo. He must have used 6-8 large cardboard sheets to cover both floor and walls.
On the flip side it's not cold in Texas
Ventilation?

 

[OntarioVanMan]

i thought that was flood protection in case the roof leaks.....

Jokes aside saw one of those vans in Laredo. He must have used 6-8 large cardboard sheets to cover both floor and walls.
On the flip side it's not cold in Texas

nope it is not....door and windows open up here on I35 north of Dallas....Denton

 

[VSprinter]

You might be an Expediting Redneck if...
... You believed dispatch that 2500kg load is within your CV capacity, only to be pulled over 15 minutes later and cited for damaging the pavement since your left the shipper.

 

[xmudman]

I would worry about damaging my vehicle and my livelihood with a massively overweight load like that, not so much someone's road. Sounds like dispatch needs to go back to Junior High for a refresher on the metric system

 

[OntarioVanMan]

You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty Gatorade bottle in the van....

 

[OntarioVanMan]

You can amuse yourself for more than an hour in your van with a fly swatter

 

[JCH]

What does 2500 KG translate to in pounds


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[OntarioVanMan]

What does 2500 KG translate to in pounds


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2500 Times 2.2 about 5,500 lbs

 

[JCH]

Ty
That would mess up my van


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[OntarioVanMan]

Ty
That would mess up my van


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Yeah that should take most if not all out of the game... but there are a few rednecks out there. If it fits it ships