You know the economy is bad when

moose

Veteran Expediter
17. expediters provide premium service for minimal rates .

18. Ellenbaum selling trucks to the auctioneers .

19. you can find a fully loaded sprinter inside the new SST120 sleeper.

20. your medicine smells like tires.

21. the Expo is to be held inside the new FXCC reefers trailers.

22. vans hitchhiking inside St. trucks out of Laredo.

23. UAW retiree's are acceptable expediters wannabees.
 

mrgoodtude

Not a Member
17. expediters provide premium service for minimal rates .

18. Ellenbaum selling trucks to the auctioneers .

19. you can find a fully loaded sprinter inside the new SST120 sleeper.

20. your medicine smells like tires.

21. the Expo is to be held inside the new FXCC reefers trailers.

22. vans hitchhiking inside St. trucks out of Laredo.

23. UAW retiree's are acceptable expediters wannabees.
I am sorry but at this juncture I have to say that is good stuff right there:D
 

moose

Veteran Expediter
O'h com'on, can't be that im the only creative mind out here !


24. shippers have their own fuel pumps.

25. you can buy a custom sleeper for just about the same price it costs to make one.

26. the first thing a chicken house officer do when he starts a 10 Hour shift, is to place a driver OOS, just so he can have a ride home.

27. trucks with APU have an idleAir outlet.

28. the TA kiosk will print out food stamps.

29. fuel pumps no longer have the cash advance option.

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rooster21

Seasoned Expediter
Our top actors are making movies to pay off backrupty.

Our usa dollar is worth .90 to the canada dollar.

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rooster21

Seasoned Expediter
One other thing.

Our major interstate such as i40 was shut down due to flooding but in actuality they did not have the money or man power to bring the equipment.

While at a hold up on i40 truckers were getting out collecting hub caps etc on the side of the road.

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