Where's your sense of humor?
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Jefferson3000
Expert Expediter
Why does everyone misspell "humour"? *L*
Ya...especially when humour can be so colourful! Someone get me a Timmy's. (you might need to be Canadian to get that).
Now thats whats missing...U!!!!*L*
Warner you rather say Swift??? *L*
I dunno...but the orange barrel causes less traffic headaches.
dieseldiva
Veteran Expediter
Hey Here is a good one.
Driver looking for Truck.
Hi, I'm okayed with " Any Trucking Company" and I'm looking for an owner that has a new 2008 Peterbilt DR unit with a Kichen, Bathroom (with shower), coffee maker, mircowave, Generator,New Dell laptop with cooling table so I can talk to my women, lots of cabnets to put all my things, Must have a 40 inch Flat Screen with DVD player, PS3 so I can play all my games and turn down loads when I'm playing. Truck must have lots of chrome so I can look good in my new ride. Truck has to have spinners on the rims because its cool with neon under the truck so I can look pretty at night. Box must have 104 LED lights on my 16 foot box so I can see the box at night. Truck has to have a 600 horsepower CAT with air ride cab and sleeper. I want 70% of the base plus 100% of the FSC and the owner must pay the tolls because its his truck not mine. Owner must pay my workmans comp. Truck must have a apartment size Fridge that will hold all my food because I plan on living in your truck. The truck needs to have a top of the line CB so I can talk over everyone on the CB. The owner must pay to have the truck washed 2 times a week and the inside cleaned out and carpet cleaned once a month. Owner pays for all repairs because I don't change headlights or light bulbs on the truck. I just got out of Truck drving school last week and have many offers. If you can meet my demands call me at 1800UPYOURS, But don't call me until after 11 am because I like to sleep in.
Super Driver
Joe Bob Wilson
P.S by the way I like to run a week on then a week off, that way I can drive to see my women.
Driver looking for Truck.
Hi, I'm okayed with " Any Trucking Company" and I'm looking for an owner that has a new 2008 Peterbilt DR unit with a Kichen, Bathroom (with shower), coffee maker, mircowave, Generator,New Dell laptop with cooling table so I can talk to my women, lots of cabnets to put all my things, Must have a 40 inch Flat Screen with DVD player, PS3 so I can play all my games and turn down loads when I'm playing. Truck must have lots of chrome so I can look good in my new ride. Truck has to have spinners on the rims because its cool with neon under the truck so I can look pretty at night. Box must have 104 LED lights on my 16 foot box so I can see the box at night. Truck has to have a 600 horsepower CAT with air ride cab and sleeper. I want 70% of the base plus 100% of the FSC and the owner must pay the tolls because its his truck not mine. Owner must pay my workmans comp. Truck must have a apartment size Fridge that will hold all my food because I plan on living in your truck. The truck needs to have a top of the line CB so I can talk over everyone on the CB. The owner must pay to have the truck washed 2 times a week and the inside cleaned out and carpet cleaned once a month. Owner pays for all repairs because I don't change headlights or light bulbs on the truck. I just got out of Truck drving school last week and have many offers. If you can meet my demands call me at 1800UPYOURS, But don't call me until after 11 am because I like to sleep in.
Super Driver
Joe Bob Wilson
P.S by the way I like to run a week on then a week off, that way I can drive to see my women.
Did somebody say Timmy's....as in Tim Horton's????
Yup I do believe thats what it means....ugh I just woke up and theres a Timmys 1 or 2 exits down the road.....
buckeyewildman
Seasoned Expediter
Bruno are you sure those are all your requirments for an owner to hire