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What if ...... no-one had conquered any nation

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EnglishLady said:
ROFL

Some really interesting .... ummm ... well ...., yes, very interesting.

So we have decided we needed to explore to expand our knowledge etc etc, but why IYO did first explorers need to conquer rather than a more diplomatic approach?

Oh and I have never made a man do the dishes ..... I always ask nicely :p
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When we FIRST started to explore there WAS no one else to conquer! Diplomatic? Can't happen without language.

Women started the conquer stuff. They were never happy. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ONLY HAVE ONE SPEAR AND "GRONG" MADE TWO FOR THEM!

Then poor "GROG" gets ticked, "YOU WANT ANOTHER SPEAR, I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER SPEAR!!!" Then he goes and KILLS poor "GRONG", takes his spear and kills his wife with it and marred "GRONG'S" widow would was always happy with one any way.

PROOF that women started it all!
 
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When we FIRST started to explore there WAS no one else to conquer! Diplomatic? Can't happen without language.

Women started the conquer stuff. They were never happy. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ONLY HAVE ONE SPEAR AND "GRONG" MADE TWO FOR THEM!

Then poor "GROG" gets ticked, "YOU WANT ANOTHER SPEAR, I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER SPEAR!!!" Then he goes and KILLS poor "GRONG", takes his spear and kills his wife with it and marred "GRONG'S" widow would was always happy with one any way.

PROOF that women started it all!
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Organisation, Management, Supply & demand ..... what more do you want !


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When "GROG" killed his wife it set back the beginning of corporate greed by almost a million years!
 
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If women ruled you think it would be more peaceful---

Ahab and Jezebel. Ahab wasn't much good, but for real evil you have to look to Jezebel. She was something else.

Way back in the 1500s, consider Queen Elizabeth. She was no slouch when it came to taking property and so on from another nation, notably sending her men against Spanish interests.

In our modern era, if you want to do some digging you'll find women who take a back seat to nobody when it comes to making history "interesting". Golda Meier, Indira Gandhi and Margaret Thatcher come to mind, I doubt that any of these women would be above raiding a neighbor's country if she thought it would benefit her own country.
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Boudicca also comes to mind.
 
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highway star said:
All it would've taken is one woman telling another that her butt looked big and it would have been on like donkey kong.
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women prove time and again they are the smarter sex.... They stay back and let the macho laden males do the fighting... hunting... strutting etc... After 8.5 years as a bouncer, I can tell you first hand that women are capable of being as ferocious as any man.. and lets not forget that monthly hormone imbalance that makes them even more edgy.
 
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The HUNTING part is a SMART thing! GEEZ, nutin better! Huntin, fishin, FRESH FOOD, FRESH AIR, EXERCISE! Don't sound dumb to me!
 
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hossman2011 said:
women prove time and again they are the smarter sex.... They stay back and let the macho laden males do the fighting... hunting... strutting etc... After 8.5 years as a bouncer, I can tell you first hand that women are capable of being as ferocious as any man.. and lets not forget that monthly hormone imbalance that makes them even more edgy.
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Have you noticed, when "men are behaving badly" whether its fighting or shopping carting down a flight of stairs, or trying to skateboard over a snowbank that is actually a brick wall ...... that it is the woman holding the camera ! :rolleyes:

Oh and another thing 'men behaving badly' has no 'monthly' hormonal excuses :p :p


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EnglishLady said:
And a Happy New Year to you too :p


Men have been bopping each other over the head since time immemorial - don't you go blaming women now its way to late for that.
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SURE I can! ALL of the head bopping was OVER women! Women just drive men nuts and it are what it are! LOL!!

Here is how it happens, Mrs. Grog says "We are out of mastodon and my mother is going to be here for a month and arrives on Tuesday." SO, poor Mr. Grog, sets his alarm. Since there is no electricity this is done by drinking 2 gallons of water so his bladder will wake him up a OH Dark Thrity.

He gets up, races outside into the snow just two seconds before his bladder explodes. After the pressure subsides he grabs his trusty spear and heads out for a day of mastodon hunting.

It takes ALL day but just at dark he gets one. He then spends the next three days skinning the thing and carrying a couple of tons of dead mastodon back to the cave.

Mrs. Grog says, "Where the hell have you been?" YOU have been out for three days and all you bring home is on lousy mastodon" I bet you were out drinking that stuff with your friends again!" " Clean and sharpen your spear then get busy and clean the cave before my mother gets here". I don't have time for it, I am busy polishing the bone in my nose"

Mr. Grog gets ticked, leaves and heads out to his favorite watering hole, "StoneHenge II" and proceeds to get hammered on his favorite drink. This was SO COMMON back then that the drink still carries his name today. The drink? Why GROG of course!

Proof positive!

AND A Happy New Year to you both as well!!!
 
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layoutshooter said:
SURE I can! ALL of the head bopping was OVER women! Women just drive men nuts and it are what it are! LOL!!

Here is how it happens, Mrs. Grog says "We are out of mastodon and my mother is going to be here for a month and arrives on Tuesday." SO, poor Mr. Grog, sets his alarm. Since there is no electricity this is done by drinking 2 gallons of water so his bladder will wake him up a OH Dark Thrity.

He gets up, races outside into the snow just two seconds before his bladder explodes. After the pressure subsides he grabs his trusty spear and heads out for a day of mastodon hunting.

It takes ALL day but just at dark he gets one. He then spends the next three days skinning the thing and carrying a couple of tons of dead mastodon back to the cave.

Mrs. Grog says, "Where the hell have you been?" YOU have been out for three days and all you bring home is on lousy mastodon" I bet you were out drinking that stuff with your friends again!" " Clean and sharpen your spear then get busy and clean the cave before my mother gets here". I don't have time for it, I am busy polishing the bone in my nose"

Mr. Grog gets ticked, leaves and heads out to his favorite watering hole, "StoneHenge II" and proceeds to get hammered on his favorite drink. This was SO COMMON back then that the drink still carries his name today. The drink? Why GROG of course!

Proof positive!

AND A Happy New Year to you both as well!!!
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LOL :p

First of all I thought ... Wow! good imagination ... but then you wrote ...

"This was SO COMMON back "

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:p :p
 
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All them cave women were like that. Drove their men NUTS. IT was COMMON to see poor abused cave men getting snockered on GROG! They spend sooo much time drinking due to the abuse they took it sent back the invention of the written word by 10,000 years!
 
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Men to this very day are STILL doing crazy things to avoid the abuse. Why do you think it was all men who went to the moon?
 
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